july 8 07:00: The baby Godville Administrator just hatched while I was still sitting on it and bit me on the tuchus before disappearing into the undergrowth.
09:44: Realizing I only get hungover when I drink beer, I tried eating 13527 coins’ worth of ice cream instead. What’s the deal here? I got a splitting headache anyway. It’s like I can’t win.
Displayed on my heroes page today: Age about 22 months (about 666 days) May 28
Nov 12 2012- 08:50: Exquisite happenings, my Goddess! I’ve felicitously enriched my vocabulary artificially through the serendipitous procurement and temporary employment of a thesaurus!
fought and won against an Ancient Demon!
03:10: A vagrant philosopher told me that the world is a text. I always suspected something like that.
December 4 2012 04:57: Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lady! I feel crazy with happiness. 09:51: Saw a sign written in Cyrillic text. A translation underneath read, “In Russian Godville, temple builds you!”