Heroine

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Jake Suully

level 69

Bowties are cool!

Age 12 years 7 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 140 thousand
Death Count 58
Wins / Losses 98 / 182
Temple Completed at 12/04/2012
Wood for Ark 10.7%
Savings 2M, 343k (7.8%)
Pet Double dragon Shelby 35th level

Equipment

Weapon sea saw +82
Shield random innocent bystander +77
Head aye-aye cap +78
Body suspenders of disbelief +78
Arms ion fists +78
Legs athlete's feet +78
Talisman green thumb +80

Skills

  • elbow bite level 48
  • somersault squatting level 47
  • contagious yawning level 46
  • battle chess level 45
  • sunstroke level 39
  • splinter removal level 38
  • backyard portal level 28
  • lucky hoof level 27
  • forced generosity level 24
  • self-cloning level 24

Pantheons

Gratitude8929
Might20338
Templehood4060
Gladiatorship8076

Achievements

  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

july 8 07:00: The baby Godville Administrator just hatched while I was still sitting on it and bit me on the tuchus before disappearing into the undergrowth.

09:44: Realizing I only get hungover when I drink beer, I tried eating 13527 coins’ worth of ice cream instead. What’s the deal here? I got a splitting headache anyway. It’s like I can’t win.

Displayed on my heroes page today: Age about 22 months (about 666 days) May 28

Nov 12 2012- 08:50: Exquisite happenings, my Goddess! I’ve felicitously enriched my vocabulary artificially through the serendipitous procurement and temporary employment of a thesaurus!

fought and won against an Ancient Demon!

03:10: A vagrant philosopher told me that the world is a text. I always suspected something like that.

December 4 2012 04:57: Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lady! I feel crazy with happiness. 09:51: Saw a sign written in Cyrillic text. A translation underneath read, “In Russian Godville, temple builds you!”