Hero

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Damned Skippy

level 56

Holy Cheeze!

Age 10 years 4 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 81 thousand
Death Count 52
Wins / Losses 30 / 18
Temple Completed at 03/18/2015
Wood for Ark 18.3%
Savings 680 thousand (2.3%)
Pet Solar bear Simba 5th level

Equipment

Weapon can of WMD-40 +65
Shield massive ego +66
Head earmuffs of solitude +65
Body platonic armor +64
Arms ultimate arm equipment +65
Legs nuclear power pants +65
Talisman passion flute +67

Skills

  • clinical strike level 30
  • slap of the whale level 29
  • strong brow level 27
  • eye scream level 26
  • bloody itch level 26
  • steel finger level 24
  • liana-eyebrows level 24
  • unbearable boredom level 22
  • dragon pout level 22
  • lion belch level 21

Pantheons

Gratitude2732
Templehood11384

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I’m going to list my pets here. :)

Oy was my first firefox and I enjoyed him immensely. I hope you’re happy where ever you are, Oy!

My next pet was Sven, a biowolf. He wasn’t Oy, but he was a good pet in a different way (even if he chewed up more of his share of the loot). Sven found himself a molehill to protect; I think he’ll be just fine…

Then Dogmeat, a dandy lion. It was nice to have a pet I can ride, finally, though he kept correcting my pronunciation. And telling me I should use a fork. Why would I need a fork for a corndog??
Dogmeat saved me from death but no longer wanted to adventure. I’ll miss him. I won’t miss his complaining about my bathing habits, though.

Bolt was my lightsaber-toothed tiger. We had a lot of fun together and he made an awesome pillow at night. One day, he just wandered off…

My Goddess ignored me for years (what’s a forgotten password?) but today I heard her voice!