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Incredible Sulk

level 35

Fine! Be that way!

Age 5 months 1 day
Personality righteous
Guild Knights who say Ni
(grand master)
Monsters Killed about 23 thousand
Death Count 15
Wins / Losses 206 / 195
Temple Completed at 01/12/2018
Wood for Ark 0.4%
Savings 35 thousand (0.1%)

Equipment

Weapon epic flail +45
Shield diplomatic immunity +43
Head facehugger +44
Body chain e-mail +43
Arms fisti-cuffs +45
Legs jackboots of asskickery +44
Talisman demon's heart +43

Skills

  • navel clamp level 16
  • asynchronous swimming level 14
  • eye scream level 13
  • mass effect level 12
  • brainstorm level 11
  • lucky hoof level 8
  • quantum leap level 6

Pantheons

Gratitude1019
Templehood25755
Gladiatorship1626
Mastery9337
Survival5846
Savings7620
Creation2668
Arkeology7623
Duelers2535
Unity1
Popularity2
Duelery7
Adventure5

Achievements

  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Dit is eensaag sonder haar, en ek is ’n gemors.

An itemized rundown of Incredible Sulk’s most recent infuriating misadventure:

1 – Although ZPG time approaches, he’s close to having enough gold for a brick, nearly maxed out on inventory, and just past Tradeburg. I elect not to send him to fight.

2 – Rather than simply head back to Tradeburg and sell at a massive profit, he wastes nearly an hour marching all the way to Godville. The long walk means he’ll miss the next ZPG time as well. For the next week, I’ll turn all his beer into scorpions whenever he begins to drink.

3 – After his interminably long stroll, he reaches Godville and sells off his inventory. Multiple encourages fail to produce a gold-for-brick trade. I am now out of godpower and can’t send him to the arena as punishment. I don’t even have enough to tell him what a jerk he is. When he lays down to sleep tonight, I’ll replace his underpants with bees.

4 – He buys a brick, probably to taunt me. I’ll have to do some research to find out which kind of underpants-bees carry the most painful sting.

I’m not even mad at him. Since I’m positively-aligned, I don’t punish him. I might, however, electrocute his parents for raising him this way.