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Incredible Sulk

level 28

Fine! Be that way!

Age 3 months 4 days
Personality virtuous
Guild Knights who say Ni
(chief master)
Monsters Killed about 13 thousand
Death Count 11
Wins / Losses 124 / 121
Bricks for Temple 57.2%
Pet Rocky raccoon Fido 12th level

Equipment

Weapon naked gun +29
Shield diplomatic immunity +29
Head double eye-patch +33
Body red shirt +30
Arms bionic commando's arm +31
Legs boots of resistance +32
Talisman ring of visibility +31

Skills

  • navel clamp level 12
  • tin throat level 10
  • eye scream level 9
  • mass effect level 7
  • brainstorm level 3

Pantheons

Gratitude5247
Gladiatorship3407
Mastery10930
Construction1163
Taming5136
Survival8878
Creation256
Duelers1676
Unity1
Popularity5
Duelery6
Adventure5

Achievements

  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank
  • Saint, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Dit is eensaag sonder haar, en ek is ’n gemors.

An itemized rundown of Incredible Sulk’s most recent infuriating misadventure:

1 – Although ZPG time approaches, he’s close to having enough gold for a brick, nearly maxed out on inventory, and just past Tradeburg. I elect not to send him to fight.

2 – Rather than simply head back to Tradeburg and sell at a massive profit, he wastes nearly an hour marching all the way to Godville. The long walk means he’ll miss the next ZPG time as well. For the next week, I’ll turn all his beer into scorpions whenever he begins to drink.

3 – After his interminably long stroll, he reaches Godville and sells off his inventory. Multiple encourages fail to produce a gold-for-brick trade. I am now out of godpower and can’t send him to the arena as punishment. I don’t even have enough to tell him what a jerk he is. When he lays down to sleep tonight, I’ll replace his underpants with bees.

4 – He buys a brick, probably to taunt me. I’ll have to do some research to find out which kind of underpants-bees carry the most painful sting.

I’m not even mad at him. Since I’m positively-aligned, I don’t punish him. I might, however, electrocute his parents for raising him this way.