- In the beginning.
All I ever wanted was a place to call my own. I prayed all night and every other Tuesday and my goddess misheard me. Now every Sunday I have been given the gift of sock puppetry.
Now thinking that this pleased my goddess I thought it best to as little work as possible each Sunday so I could enjoy the show. My goddess punished me by taking away my husband Hairplug4men and sticking me with The Other Gods.
To try and appease her I created Anonymous Chronicle Wednesday Authors but come to find out Naturalblondechick has trouble reading unless the letters are all mixed up. So I created Wednesday Motto Scramble. After all of this my goddess decided letters were over-rated and on her own created “Guess a Phrase Wednesday”
Now after this either my ladies thumb slipped repeatedly or she still wasn’t pleased. Regardless I was sore and upset and created Awesome God Friday to spite her. We’ll see how this works.
Hi Sir – 59th-level adventurer, member of the “sowing Sun” guild, with the motto “일Founder of Sowing Sun일”, stands at the 144th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Naturalblondechick. We’ve had many reports that a Hyper Lynx has been afraid to make eye contact with her since their last encounter.
Famous Heroes of Godville
Hi Sir – 103rd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☾흠일HP4M일흠☾”, stands at the 54th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Naturalblondechick. She was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during her youth.
★ Our song
★ Our wiki
★ Arena tips
★ Our store
★ Our influence
★ Our anthem – AS BLOOD SOARS FROM THE SKIES, FOLLOWED BY PLAGUES OF LOCUSTS AND FLIES.
WE WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR, GO BACK TO YOUR HOUSE AND QUIVER WITH FEAR
WE ARE THE HARVEST MOON GUILD!(GUILD GUILD GUILD GUILD)
WE FIGHT TO WIN AND TO KILL!(KILL KILL KILL KILL)
WE COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SLIT YOUR THROAT WHILE YOU’RE SLEEPING,
IN THE DARK NIGHT THE HARVEST MOON IS CREEPING,
BOMB YOUR HOUSES WHILE YOUR PEEPS ’ALL WEEPING
SACRIFICE YOUR CORPSE WHILE YOUR BLOOD IS SEEPING!
(written by Meteor Fire)
Sorry if it is a bit too gory!
There are four ways to revive a pet:
1) At quest completion, with your hero/ine in low (red) health and with enough gold to rez (must have all three conditions met when s/he walks into Godville city proper; “enough gold” is 450 x pet level).
2) With enough gold (after selling) after an arena win (arena matches can be arranged, but do carry a risk of mis-match, especially if not timed properly).
3) In any town if the hero/ine has 2-3 times the gold required (you need the extra to allow for waste on booze, equipment, skills, savings). Dogville and Trollbridge are better towns for rezzing.
4) If you’re templed, dungeon while praying.
Gladiator — [w²+(w*l)]/(l+1.5)
You + (25 * E)
New rating=Old rating+25(S–Е)
S–the fighter’s win (1) or loss (0) points
So if New=Old+25(S–Е), then: If the fighter won: S = 1, Е = 0.519 = >
NR = OR + 25(S – Е) =
= 699.5 + 25(1 – 0,519) =
= 699.5 + 25*0,481 =
= 699.5 + 12.025 = 711.525 => 711.5
JUNIORS MATCHING THEORY
0 to 5 wins
6 to 50 wins
51 wins and above
Heal: Wounds, Rest, Drink, HP, Roots
Attack: Smite, Tramp, Kick, Strike, Hit, Beat, Punch, Smash, Crush
Pray: Give, Donate, Sacrifice, Praise
Defend: Block, Shield, Cover, brace
Famous Heroes of Godville
Hi Sir – 100th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☾흠일HP4M일흠☾”, stands at the 52nd position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Naturalblondechick. She is known for her disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with her laughter