BrandenRose was a poor orphan girl when I decided to take her under my Most Benevolent Wing. Her parents had been murdered by an evil fiend who thought that she was the one who would defeat him. But when I told her of this prophecy, my disciple decided that she would rather kill monsters, quest, drink, and otherwise serve me than attempt to take on the fiend. So I shrugged omnipotently and sent her on her way.
Heroine
BrandenRose 庙畜
level 69
| Age | 12 years 11 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 154 thousand |
| Death Count | 72 |
| Wins / Losses | 51 / 52 |
| Temple Completed at | 10/09/2012 |
| Wood for Ark | 18.0% | Savings | 3M, 99k (10.3%) |
| Pet | Heffalump Bolt |
Equipment
| Weapon | wunderwaffle | +78 |
| Shield | language barrier | +78 |
| Head | close-contact lenses | +81 |
| Body | suspenders of disbelief | +77 |
| Arms | ion fists | +77 |
| Legs | toe trucks | +81 |
| Talisman | albatross necklace | +79 |
Skills
- cobweb gulp level 52
- flying bird level 43
- stifling embrace level 43
- oak cloaking level 42
- steel finger level 42
- beer belly level 42
- concrete placer level 29
- knight's move level 27
- glance of Kaa level 25
- sticky fingers level 25
Pantheons
| Might | 20159 |
| Templehood | 2724 |
| Gladiatorship | 14231 |
Achievements
- Honored Renegade
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Careerist, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Favorite, 2nd rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Hunter, 3rd rank
- Moneybag, 3rd rank
- Shipwright, 3rd rank