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James Kar

level 47

The Box rules all!!!

Age 12 years 3 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 51 thousand
Death Count 42
Wins / Losses 22 / 21
Bricks for Temple 60.7%
Pet Biowolf Iago

Equipment

Weapon sword of overcompensation +57
Shield comfort zone +53
Head stiff upper lip +55
Body cloak of cloaking +54
Arms Icarus rockets +53
Legs fractal slacks +53
Talisman three-sided die +55

Skills

  • steel finger level 23
  • falcon punch level 20
  • intimate tickling level 20
  • bending chakras level 19
  • peace enforcement level 16
  • toe-bite level 15
  • bloody itch level 14
  • lucky hoof level 13
  • sober view level 12
  • tooth sampling level 12

Pantheons

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Achievements

  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

James Kar, famous adventurer and friend of the Legendary Box. James and Box were as thick as thieves from childhood. Box lived next to his mother, but never talked to her after she tried to assassinate him and claim his fortune gained from adventuring with James. To make it worse, his mother tried to pretend it was his dad, who happened to be dead for 15 years. Life was great for James and Box, until one day, it went downhill. It was a regular day, James and Box were enjoying their lunch of cereal, when Poptart Ninjas attacked. It seemed like they could handle it, until SuperNova, the King of the Frost World, and the King of Queens decided to call a tactical nuke onto the Life Star. The force of the explosion was so great, it blasted a gaping maw straight in the space-time continuum. They both knew only one would make it out alive, so Box, not wanting to live knowing his best friend was dead, forced James into the conveniently placed Escape Pod, and said,” Tell my mom, I’ve always hated her.” As James was launched into space, he last saw Box setting himself on fire, and flinging himself into the sure onslaught of 3,000,000 poptart ninjas, 6 Behemoths, and The Flames Of The Abyss. The last thing he heard him say was,”ACTIVATING BOX-CON 5.” Causing a Thermonuclear Explosion that would scar the very Fabric of Reality for an eternity. James then landed in Godville, and has now dedicated his life to finding Box, who he thinks is still alive. Seeing his noble quest, I adopted him as my hero, and led him to the most powerful group in the whole world, The Brotherhood Of Steel. He now roams the land, searching for anything that has to do with Box, and will stop at nothing to bring him back. He will take any help, and has learned never to abandon any friends he makes.The hard way. He never told Box’s mother that Box hated her.

This mystic dance of bursting flames and shadows entwined, show that Death has dealt the Final Hand. And as we all draw our last dying breaths, we will ascend into the Grey between the Two Middles, and we will be burned forever in the image of Glory, for an eternity yet to come.

-Box

I almost drowned trying to save my reflection in the water.

-James Kar

I’m Hexagon, the Circular box. Can your puny mind even begin to comprehend that!?

-Hexagon

I certaintly DON’T make, handle or detonate the high-grade explosives that are NOT hidden in my bag underneath the floorboards.

-Jak C. Four

The only way we’ll make it out of this alive, is if we don’t get killed.

- Lindsey "Kitty" Killzone

DECEASED

-Stitch (Dust Bunny) Died Honorably, Saved James