THE ADVENTURE OF JACOB JONS
So, what are you doing here? Have you lost your way, or maybe you want to read this old chronicle for real? If that is the case, imagine the most sincere smile from me. Here, you will find how the legendary but unknown hero Jacob Jons took his step in life, from his childhood, the first encounter of his own god, to the end of Jacob Jons’ life. Prepare your soul for the most epic, heart-breaking chronicle of all Godville!
CHAPTER 1: In Which Jacob Jons Lived Happily Ever After
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HALL OF QUOTES
The hero and the Inceptionist are glaring at each other menacingly, trying to remember whose turn it is…
Nominating his ballpoint penguin as his designated driver…
01:18 Talked with Sewer Rat from 50 milestones away using smoke signals. I love this instant messaging thing.
03:58: I heard a powerful voice boom, ‘Dance!’ and saw a poor hero skittering away from the lightning bolts at his feet. I wonder what he did.
07:10: A sign in that roadside tavern read: “Gentlemen: No shoes, no shirt, no service! Ladies: No shoes, no shirt, no problem!”
06:11 Suffered from a series of unfortunate events.
You noticed that the next pages were all torn off. It’s a shame, really. Maybe reading this chronicle in the future could get a different result. Good bye, for now!
Leaving without a purchase… 04:44 Left without a purchase because I’m starting to suspect that the quality of my gear has absolutely no impact on my success as a hero.