Hero

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Zorglar

level 79

Well. Here I am...

Age 9 years 5 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 215 thousand
Death Count 113
Wins / Losses 10 / 12
Temple Completed at 08/05/2016
Ark Completed at 07/21/2019 (135.8%)
Twos of Every Kind 159m, 160f (15.9%)
Savings 6M, 161k (20.5%)
Pet Grounded hog Deburger 20th level

Equipment

Weapon chainsaw of events +89
Shield emotional wall +88
Head comb-over +87
Body sacrificial vestment +88
Arms true glove +88
Legs legal briefs +88
Talisman spare rib +90

Skills

  • mass effect level 71
  • disarming smile level 56
  • peace enforcement level 53
  • powerful sneeze level 51
  • contagious yawning level 51
  • rail-bending level 48
  • full throttle level 47
  • brownian motion level 42
  • deafening snore level 40
  • asynchronous swimming level 34

Pantheons

Might13251
Templehood19499

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Freelancer, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank
  • Savior, 3rd rank
  • Seadog, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

9:24 PM Stole some soap so that I could try to clean my conscience.

7:30 AM I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Pilot, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?

8:38 AM I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Pilot into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.

2:22 AM After such a glorious battle with the Solar Bear I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Tige, let’s go questing!

3:10 PM Tige just shed his skin! Wait, does a solar bear do that? Anyway, he looks bigger, meaner and cleaner now.

4:02 PM Bribed the Oval Lord with my remaining health points to stop it from trying to kill me. Oh wait…

4:57 AM Tige just made another notch on his collar. Looks like he got his next level.

6:12 AM Met a wandering master. In exchange for 6912 gold coins, he helped to train my “chakra bending” skill to level 13. Cool!

2:32 AM Soaring up into the air in a beam of colorful light, Tige started to look bigger and stronger. Hmm, there isn’t any reason to fear for my life, is there?

11:16 AM My whole life flashed before my eyes and faded away. Darn that Dream Weaver.

9:34 PM I’ve been reborn! I’ve noticed that my thoughts are shockingly lucid, and my speech is uncommonly coherent! This is unpleasant. Where’s the nearest tavern?

1:29 PM With a crash, a bang and a wallop, Tige suddenly reached the next level. He’s not going to overtake me, is he?

5:35 PM Harder, better, faster, stronger… I’m level 42 and I’m loving every minute of it!

5:35 PM Hooray, I learned a new skill: “toe-bite”!

August 5th 03:35 AM Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.