Hero

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El Hammerino

level 67

Sporks, the real enemy!

Age 13 years 7 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 134 thousand
Death Count 85
Wins / Losses 55 / 41
Temple Completed at 05/01/2013
Wood for Ark 24.2%
Savings 2M, 352k (7.8%)
Pet Double dragon Shelby

Equipment

Weapon wunderwaffle +77
Shield counter offer +76
Head crown molding +85
Body Van Allen Belt +76
Arms off-the-cufflinks +76
Legs tic tac toes +76
Talisman heart of darkness +76

Skills

  • fanned fingers level 53
  • seasickness level 46
  • powerful sneeze level 41
  • sober view level 39
  • shiny heels level 33
  • electrostatic discharge level 31
  • flying bird level 30
  • menacing glance level 30
  • Cheshire smile level 25
  • full throttle level 24

Pantheons

Might22799
Templehood6849
Gladiatorship10434

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

(1/5/13) 01:48: Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.

06:51: I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Baloo into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.

03:01: It seems that Baloo has managed to train his fleas. Maybe I’m going mad, but I think that I just saw them praying to him!

04:10: Scraped together 5626 gold coins and managed to persuade the priests to heal my pet. Oh, Baloo, I’m glad to see you in great shape again!

12:20: After lengthy mathematical calculations involving some dice and several beers, I have decided to learn to distinguish the small monsters from those that are far away. Onwards to glory!

01:35 AM: The Heffalump raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Baloo suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Baloo was knocked out by the hit of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

09:53: My quest to discover what the gods are doing when they aren’t paying attention to us has brought a very nice reward of 19379 coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back…

14:45: My pet is full of surprises. It looks like Nibbler has tamed a flea! Now he’s trying to punish it.

Guild: The Lost Vikings (cardinal)