Most heros are born,but patches was found 9 years old, drunk, and endowed with the power of Beard. Soon after he left the safety of his rattlesnake bed, and got a job removing c.f.c.s from the atmosphere by hand. Soon after, he got a job as a roady for mettalica, but it did not last long, as all of the alcohol went to his brain. After his first tour, he went to see megadeath at the house of blues. Upon hearing mechanix, a first album song that may or may not, sound VERY similar to one of mettalica’s biggest hits, it threw him into a drunken rage. He jumped on stage and preceded to choke Dave Mustain for copyright infringement. He was immediately arrested, and spent his 13th birthday in the hole. (T B C)
21:03: I can’t believe I’m level 60 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob. The last thing i remember was buying a large bottle of “sunshine”….