Mrkficka 4

level 117

🥕Eat your vegetables!🥕

Age 5 years 3 months
Personality neutral
Guild Asylum
Monsters Killed about 412 thousand
Death Count 94
Wins / Losses 0 / 0
Temple Completed at 05/01/2017
Ark Completed at 04/30/2018 (305.5%)
Pairs Gathered at 02/29/2020
Words in Book 92.0%
Savings 22M, 140k (73.8%)
Pet Thesaurus rex Sven 10th level
Boss Grimelord with 182 of power


Weapon club of aces +130
Shield privacy screen +130
Head beret of artistic pretense +130
Body priority mail +129
Arms disposable thumbs +128
Legs knee-hi flip-flops +130
Talisman unicorn hunting license +130


  • asynchronous swimming level 114
  • chakra bending level 107
  • disarming smile level 101
  • menacing glance level 100
  • falcon punch level 97
  • selfish interest level 97
  • sober view level 91
  • radiokinesis level 83
  • brain dilution level 82
  • brownian motion level 82




  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Miner, 1st rank
  • Raider, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Scribbler, 2nd rank
  • Seadog, 2nd rank

Hero's Chronicles

03:02 The wounded Blind Weresquirrel sang its swan song. I cut it short, literally, because its singing was atrocious. Found a handful of nuts in the process.

09:50 The Illuminaughty Agent must have been well-paid. It had 31 gold coins and a useless artifact.

12:37 Defeated the Abominable Sandman and relieved it of a sandless hourglass and 11 coins. Buried its corpse in a nearby vegetable patch. May it rest in peas.

20:28 Saw a woman with a frying pan furiously chasing a man, yelling, “It costs you nothing to get a boyfriend while completing missions!!” Sounds like he’s got some explaining to do.

21:46 Saw a woman with a frying pan furiously chasing a man, yelling, “prey unto me so I may fulfill your every need!” Sounds like he’s got some explaining to do.

12:47 Won 633 gold coins from Scorpius Sco in a game of horseshoes, but boy, it was hard work! Think we’ll take them off the horses’ feet next time.
12:44 Saw a really cool item at a great price, but Scorpius Sco wanted it too, so I let her buy it instead.

12:28 Recreated a famous war from long ago, using coins from my pouch. It was the battle against sobriety, and 0 gold coins were lost in the initial charge.

19:02 Converted 666 gold coins into beer using alchemy. Then converted my sobriety into drunkenness.

Deliberately not reading the instructions…
Succeeding in complicating simple things…
Trying to find superglue remover…
Mixing gold dust into cement to bond bricks together beautifully…
Mixing cement with her feet…
Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.

06:57 Suddenly Cuddles belched loudly, then vomited up a bowl of copypasta. I really have to change his food rations.

06:48 Suddenly noticed Cuddles gnawing on my new gift horse mouthwash! Fortunately, I took it away just in time. Bad trojan horse!
Yea, it says “gift” not “trojan” on the label. Can’t you read you stupid wooden animal?

22:18 A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Mighty One.

17:59 I was just about to defeat the Dreaded Gazebo when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Timon. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.

09:05 Fido puffed out his gorgeous chest and jumped around, confusing the monster. Just like I do!
09:05 Either Fido has suddenly gotten bigger or I’m shrinking. Regardless, I’m going to have to start showing him a little more respect.
09:05 The Hobo Sapien ascended to heaven.

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Mrkficka dangles a piece of fish bait and lures a hungry manimal from the island into her ark. ♂

02/29/2020 09:29 Soul Supreme, I just re-counted the pairs and I think the ark now has a thousand of them. We’re not going to cram another thousand in there, are we?

Noticed Nibbler gnawing on my tribble. Fortunately, I took it away just in time. Bad santa claws!
Nibbler swallowed a tribble, then made a terrible face and spat out two. Well, thank you my friend…

Grimelord with power of 182% (out of 300%) can be created from these parts.
05/02/2020 02:06 It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!

09:38 The Edible Jelly suddenly remembered that it was late for a date with a Rusty Snail, and hurriedly departed.


Datamine fun https://gvg.erinome.net/duels/log/dy8bmy?s=17