Daisy Wigglesworth 4

level 102

The T Stands for Quality!

Age 5 years 9 months
Personality neutral
Guild The Guild of Calamitous Intent
Monsters Killed about 382 thousand
Death Count 174
Wins / Losses 272 / 132
Temple Completed at 04/21/2014
Ark Completed at 10/11/2015 (341.3%)
Pairs Gathered at 02/18/2018
Savings 14M, 295k (47.7%)
Pet Terror bull Sven 30th level
Boss Archetypo with 151 of power


Weapon four-leafed cleaver +114
Shield ethereal shield +112
Head emergency contact lenses +114
Body t-shirt tuxedo +115
Arms going-going gauntlets +112
Legs sneakers of suspicion +114
Talisman holy crap +113


  • seasickness level 106
  • homesickness level 106
  • self-propelled feet level 100
  • forced generosity level 96
  • chakra bending level 90
  • rail-bending level 90
  • flying bird level 89
  • awkward silence level 74
  • mating contact level 71
  • glance of Kaa level 65




  • Honored Animalist
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Raider, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Dueler, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I am an old dog. Please do not attempt to make me move quickly. But you can still give me a cookie.

Did you ever wonder what happens to those pets who stop leveling and are set free to bring joy to others in the realm? Some of those pets become gods, and get their own pets. Now, they understand how fun it is to feel electricity coursing through their paws, blasting offending objects with bolts of usually accurate lightning. Occasionally, healing, but mostly lightning. As a pet, this particular god did not appreciate flash photography, so it would be hypocritical to change things now.

Daisy Wigglesworth loves beer. If you are beer, she loves you.

Daisy also loves other boozy concoctions, and will help herself to yours if you are not cautious and protective of your goblet, boot, or navel. Please do not give her IPAs, the hops are not good for her system.

20 April 2014: 08:48 PM
Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lady! I feel delirious with happiness.

I felt a sudden burst of strength, and attacked myself with double force.

I told you I like punishment. Read and comprehend better in the future.

Setting up lightning rods in case her goddess decides to “help”…

Daisy may not be bright (on occasions when she is not glowing or on fire) but she learns from repetition.

My favorite other god is Ghost Girl.

And seriously, Keleios is everywhere.

  • Elected guild leader January 2016

(Don’t vote on these chronicles, please. They’re not chronicles.)

October 2016: So this ‘chronicle’ hit #1 on the Storytelling pantheon. LOLOL