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Shae Tazier 4

level 111

No hot sauce needed!

Age 9 years 5 months
Personality neutral
Guild Taco Cat
(prophet)
Monsters Killed about 570 thousand
Death Count 177
Wins / Losses 6 / 16
Temple Completed at 01/01/2016
Ark Completed at 12/04/2017 (355.0%)
Pairs Gathered at 08/12/2021
Words in Book 46.6%
Savings 17M, 445k (58.2%)
Pet Godvilla Scratchy 32nd level
Boss Turmerisk with 61% of power

Equipment

Weapon hunk of burning love +121
Shield defence attorney +121
Head earmuffs of selective deafness +121
Body sleeveless straight jacket +121
Arms hyper cufflinks +121
Legs disbelief suspenders +121
Talisman shadow puppet +121

Skills

  • street magic level 113
  • peek-a-boo level 112
  • heel grip level 111
  • spontaneous combustion level 110
  • quantum leap level 110
  • foot massage level 108
  • brain dilution level 101
  • pocket hypnotoad level 96
  • Cheshire smile level 96
  • lossy compression level 96

Feats

  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold

Pantheons

Gratitude9803
Might3368
Templehood13551
Storytelling221
Mastery2124
Taming2748
Survival1793
Savings2474
Arkeology2078
Catch2151
Wordcraft2261
Unity312
Popularity293
Duelery219
Adventure164

Achievements

  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Scribbler, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Blueprints of a Hero

Name: Shae

BDay: 10-18 (year unknown)
Talents: champion drinker, pyromaniac, rainbow feather wrecking, village idiom wrecking, micro potatochip wrecking, bilingual (English/Braille)
Facts: loves bacon, knits and is a descendant of George of the Jungle (after hitting a tree), the 68th member of Infinity Waffles, not very good at counting, loves to stab things, kleptomaniac, has an irrational fear of koi, was a boy in her past life, has narcolepsy, hypochondriac, became the 7th Prophet for Infinity Waffles (June 2016), Founder of the Taco Cat guild

Past Jobs: a radio show with Fido

Guild
Current: Taco Cat
Former: Infinity Waffles

Pet
Sandy battle toad

Ark
Tigger landshark (oh yeah, sharknado time)
Fido grounded hog
Timon gummy wyrm

Released
Pinky battlesheep

Pet Semetary
SNEEZY alpha centaur
PUMBA were-panther
FIDO the dust bunny Talents: “Pretend to be confused”
SNOWY rocky raccoon
SCRATCHY biowolf
SOOBA heffalump

Friends of the Hero:

  • OCT 2014 Edwin Elric (Meadows of Eternal Tranquility forecast) and Lolerrmerrgr (1st arena battle, Shae wins), Catalina Lance (told me funny joke yesterday) and Lynar (altered her diary, then saved him from the Last Hairbender), Cephalonious (2nd arena battle, Shae wins) and Leonard the simple (swapped near death stories), SirLexon (building campfires), Don the Naive (accidental temple donation), Dagoth soul taker (tried to follow him), Badaak (shared campfire) and Catalina Lance (hijacked my diary, witnessed my first death, tried to save me), Cas0707 (shared water and conversation), Lysandrik (built an altar with him to pray)
  • NOV Melina666 (met during a walk, attempting to pray for her soul)
  • FEB 2015 Jonas Firedrake (The Close Encounters of the Third Kind Hill forecast)
  • MAR Cas0707 (found a figment of his imagination… Wow, just wow.), Silliness (met thru a Token of Friendship)
  • MAY Lynar (taught me a special skill that he said no one else knows, called “Cheshire smile”)
  • JULY SugaChi OiKuroo (we hi-fived each other in the face)
  • AUG Kedire (because why the hell not)
  • SEPT Cheesebucket (discussed our similar ailments while waiting for doctor) Newbie (drank a giant vat of honey to save him)
  • NOV Booger of God (from Token of Friendship), Exercitus Uni (gave me placebo pill for my hypochondria)
  • JAN 2016 Lord Wafflington (showed me weapon tips!)

Epic Moments of a Hero

  • 3-11-22 — Creation of first monster from the lab!

Hero has a funny bone:

  • 10-20 Oh diary, how I wish that writing in you covered my daily calorie burns. Then I wouldn’t need to do mundane tasks like finish an everlasting gobstopper. Sigh…
  • 10-22 I’m a heroine and I’m OK; I sleep all night and I quest all day. I kill monsters, I stop and rest, I go to town when near! And when I’ve got lots of money, I waste it all on beer! Also, Felt life flowing back into me like milk into a glass. Now I have a craving for chocolate chip cookies. (which is hilarious cuz i just HAD choccy cookies)
  • 10-23 I find I’m much more productive when I make a list of check marks, then write whatever I end up doing next to them.
  • 10-24 A witch claimed that she could curse me to speak in rhymes forever. Old lady thinks she’s so clever. But I know better. Whatever.
  • 10-26 Found a yellow submarine at the seashore yesterday, but it was infested with beetles so I let it be.
  • 4-8-15 Passed by a smoldering town. I swear Luminous One, I had nothing to do with that, not this time at least…
  • 7-20 Dear Diary, tag, you’re it! …well that wasn’t much fun.
  • 9-8 Saw a blue hedgehog roll past me at an alarming speed. Must be mating season again…
  • 10-7 Note to self: to score a date with a handsome doctor I need to be patient.
  • 11-3 Badaak told me that one day my prince will come. Well, if he’s anything like me, he is lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
  • 3-18-16 Heroes and heroines, sitting under trees, R-E-S-T-I-N-G. No time for love, just devotion, receiving wounds not healable by potions.
  • 4-15 I think I’ll slip into something more comfortable. Like a coma.
  • 4-11 This Leeroy Jenkins is pretty useless now. You can have it, Most Righteous One!
  • 10-27 The bank clerk said my password had to be 8 characters. Chose Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs. Despite the confusion, I managed to deposit 436 gold coins.
  • 10-31 My wounds are healing way too fast, the sunlight hurts my eyes… Am I becoming a vampire?
  • 5-6-20 I’ve been wondering, Great One: does my birthday change with each resurrection?
  • 4-18-21 Stumbled upon a poem: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Are those lines overused?, I think so too
  • 4-30-21 Yelled ‘No hot sauce needed!’ at the Nature’s Wraith and it died laughing. Found 81 gold coins.
  • 4-30-21 Swung my weapon up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right. The Pillsbury Homeboy exploded into 16 coins and a lifegourd.
  • 10-22-21 Just encountered a 🦴 Godvilla selling bootleg ‘No hot sauce needed!’ T-shirts. It shall pay dearly for this trademark violation.
  • 5-13-22 Ran into Wyn Ashes. Now we both have a headache.

Hero encounters mischief:

  • 10-19 First Boss Monster! Broadbandit -Shae wins
  • 10-21 Broadbandit wanted a rematch. -Shae wins
  • 10-23 Had a baptism of fire. Got fined 81 coins for violating safety regulations. (there’s that pyromania again!)
  • 10-25 Sent a homing pigeon with a figure “5” in gold attached to it for Lynar. Just passed by an Adoring Fan roasting a pigeon… “Sorry Lynar!”
  • 10-26 Wrote “MEATBALL PARTY!” on a sleeping heroine’s forehead with sunblock, then ran off giggling.
  • 10-27 Couldn’t help myself – had a bite of the windowsill of a gingerbread house.
  • 10-29 Stole a donut and set fire to another heroes temple (more pyromania!)
  • 11-4 painted a smiley face on a milestone=smilestone
  • 11-8 Snuck up behind a scarecrow and yelled “BOO!”
  • 9-14-15 Bryukva (arena battle. result: shae wins. prize 539 coins/1 golden brick)
  • 12-31 Terminator T-34 "Shae Tazier tore into Terminator T-34 like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage. (another win. prize: some exp, his loot, his ear (LOL) and a gold brick!)
  • 1-2-16 Solved my Darth Invader problem by using division. Was left with a remainder of 10 coins. (star wars is awesome btw) Also, first time in the Dungeon! Shae Tazier gets 13419 coins, a log for the ark, a troubleshooting star, a center of gravity, a bengal light, an indifference engine and an armor cooling system.
  • 4-25 Stopped to carve ‘Shae Tazier was here’ into a nearby tree. Now I’ll be remembered long after I’m gone.
  • 1-23-19 Finally gets a trip to Candy Mountain!
  • 4-18-21 Tried to cauterize my wounds and accidentally set myself on fire. (think its been a while since she set something on fire)
  • 10-30-21 Clumsy Owl (arena battle. result: shae wins. 28716 coins/1 golden brick)

Hero Loves Goddess:

  • Exalted One, what do you do with the gold I sacrifice to you? Do you use it to go shopping? Anyway, here are 39 gold coins – have some fun.
  • Can you hear me, my Lady? I’m never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. (hahah RickRolled)
  • Dark clouds are looming and it seems like it’s going to rain. Exalted One, are you about to cry?
  • Hi, ma’am, this is Catalina Lance. I’m writing in Shae Tazier’s diary to let you know that I don’t believe in you. Diary gets hijacked!
  • I don’t always pray, but when I do, I make sure it’s to you, my Goddess. (look a Dos Equis joke, because this game is a half drinking game! LOL)
  • Great One, why do I seem to be your only follower? Don’t you have other people to yell “MEATBALL PARTY!” or do stupid, almost heroic things in your name?
  • You know, Luminous One, gingerbread houses that have been standing in the middle of forests for years don’t taste as good as you might think.
  • I’ve grown slightly bigger as I hit level 100. More of me to love, my Lady! (yay 10-14-21 hit level 100)

Shae and pet shenanigans

  • 10-8-21 — I didn’t know that Pinky scratches the floor with his claws while he sleeps. What a silly pet.
  • 10-21 — Judging by Pinky’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Pinky! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
  • 10-24 — You were meant for me, Tigger. Perhaps as a punishment.

Temple/Ark

  • October 2014 began building the Temple
  • 7-3-15 reached 50% of the Temple
  • 12-31 Temple complete
  • 1-1-16 began building the Ark
  • 12-4-17 Ark completed!

Tribbles!
June 2015 — 3 from the destablizer, then it became 8. then i sold ‘em. ///
Nov 2015 — 3 from mystery box, then it became 7. Then 8, then I sold ’em. ///
Jan 2016 — 3 from question mark box, then 7…then I sold ’em. ///
Nov 2018 — 2 hungry (from mystery bag) /// Jan 2019 — 3 from mystery box. ///
Dec 2019 — 2 from trophy bag /// Aug 2020 — 2 hungry (mystery bag) //
Dec 2020 — 9 hungry tribbles (“The Defender of Injustice slowly disappeared in a swarm of hungry tribbles.”), then became 14, then became 17, then sold em //
April 2021 — Hungry tribble (19pcs), two days later: The tribe of tribbles reached its critical mass and loudly transformed into some creepy thing that immediately ran off. Found 13520 coins in my inventory. , then later found Tribble (25pcs) and then sold ’em for 8769 coins, found another Tribble (15pcs) then sold them to an upholsterer for 9024 gold coins
May 2021 — Wanted to have a nap while resting, but it’s hard to fall asleep next to the sound of constantly hungry tribbles (16pcs)
Jume 2021 — Found some tribbles, they eventually got many and then transformed and ran away, leaving me with 11792 coins in my inventory.
July 2021 — 12 Hungry Tribbles! Then they transformed and left 12010 gold coins and a few bold things in the bag!
Aug 2021 — Opened a Bag Of Treasure and got Hungry tribble (2pcs)! Then they reached critical mass and left 15333 coins and a few bold things!
OCT 2021 — 24 Tribbles! then they transformed and left 11627 coins! then found 25 more Tribbles! That batch transformed and left 12715 coins!
NOV 2021 — 3 Tribbles! Then became 10! Got a new set of Tribbles, 21 pieces! Those are gone. Then Tigger swallowed one, made two…somehow eventually became 8! Sold ‘em for 9303 coins!
DEC 2021 — 16 Hungry Tribbles! (i don’t know how i get them) then they reached critical mass and left me 12957 coins!
JAN 2022 — 4 Tribbles! (eventually then disappeared and left me coin!) now i have 8 more. those left and now i have 11287 more coin! Somehow, later i got 29 Tribbles. the most ever since starting this journey!
MAY 2022 — 34 tribbles! new record!
JUNE 2022 — 18 tribbles.

And so… my quest continues…