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The Nessie chronicles!! Top 1500
death of an era
06:33 PM Just as the Solar Bear was about to finish me off, Nessie gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal ballpoint penguin, if it’s the last thing I ever do!
07:27 AM I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Nessie, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?
post pantheon
05:04 AM Nessie wants to go back to town because his inventory’s full, but I’m not ready to return yet. He looks peeved, but how heavy can a few dead frogs and a ball of wool be, anyway?
07:09 AM Played fetch with Nessie. I squealed happily when he brought back a bottle of eau de toilet, then screamed in terror when I saw the Hellaphant chasing him. :)
- 02:09 PM Nessie used his ‘puppy eyes’ skill against the Sawed-off Shogun. The Sawed-off Shogun turned mushy, gave me tomorrow’s newspaper as a toy for him, and 177 gold coins to buy some better ballpoint penguin food.*
05:20 AM Left a trail of bread crumbs to find my way back to Monsterdam only to find that Nessie ate them. At least I’ll save some money on pet food.
05:10 PM Nessie wagged his tail and looked fondly at my degree of separation. I went ahead and gave it to him. Let the brute play.
10:01 AM I’m worried that my ballpoint penguin is hanging with a bad crowd. What should I do, Luminous One?
10:04 AM I’ve had enough of being taught a lesson by this Untrainable Dragon. Hi-ho, Nessie… away!
The final Nessie-ism 03:41 AM Bet Nessie I could disassemble and reassemble my portable battery drainer blindfolded in 5 minutes. I was half right…
Shelby, Son of the Squad