One day the goddess Momomo said, “Let there be Momimo!” And Momimo was born.
From then on, Momimo’s sole purpose was to serve Momomo’s every command…
Everything was good and righteous until one fateful night… Momimo encountered a frothy bitter drink called ‘beer’ and this ‘beer’ wsa tooo godo ot os taht ad da…...
The next morning, Momimo once again experienced a new mortal sensation; something akin to a nightmare that only the Gods would send to ridicule and punish those innocent mortals for drinking this marvelous concoction called ‘beer,’ a hangover the size of a ten car pile-up.
Now much time would pass and Momimo would play with her Goddess’s temper and patience. Losing many friends, making many enemies, and training many pets, times would be hard for our hero.
To this day, Momimo can still remember the first sip of the magnificent ‘beer’ and the aftermath that ensued the next day. Those wonderful memories seem to call out to her every day, every hour, every minute, and every second…
Momimo regrets nothing, and to all those who care about mottos and guilds and whatnot, I say to you, “insere hic gilda nomen!”