18:52 Accidentally blocked a kick to my knee with my face.
20:26 Tried to be good. Planted some flowers along the roadside and hugged a puppy. Couldn’t find a baby to kiss.
The Sabertooth Squirrel is complaining that the heroine’s weapon is overpowered and should be banned from the game…
21:41 Ran into a brick wall with half-faded words on it: ‘Smite your enemy with furious looks of disapproval!’
22:57 My wounds are healing, the holes in my outfit are disappearing, and even my pathetic life is starting to look better. My Lady, I think I shall do something great and stupid in your honor!
00:01 Sometimes I wonder if my god has too much control over me. But I am afraid this thought will get me punished.
01:57 Sorry, Almighty, I was admiring my places in pantheons at the moment, so I couldn’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
02:45 Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest and met Jaydia there. Drank a mug to commemorate the lucky meeting and smoked a peace-pipe. Lost track of time.
Searching for the hero in brothels…
The heroine is pimp-slapping the Godville Administrator…
18:48 Evil is around every corner. Careful, don’t step in any.
21:03 Stumbled across a sign that read: ‘Do not read.’
16:06 Walked into the local tavern, spat on the floor, knocked over a chair, glared intensely at everyone in the room and asked for a chocolate milk.
16:16 Does my goddess wear pants? Should I?
20:38 Hired a tamed dragon to guard a pile of golden bricks.
21:44 Suddenly, news about a golden calf grazing near the town spread around Tradeburg. Great One, is that your handiwork? I took the opportunity and declared him to be a sacred symbol of the “Ragnarok” guild.
20:31 Trader was impressed by my “Ragnarok” guild membership card. Received a Jacques-Yves Cousteau’s wet suit as a free gift.
21:56 I’ve managed to find the true meaning of Christmas somehow. Found a chest full of money. Gonna drink heavily.
22:32 Monks told me that the meaning of life is hidden in mottos. I wonder if mine has one.
17:04 Running with scissors across the construction site. Living dangerously.
22:55 The sky split open and I managed to see a formidable face. It said ‘Pray with all your faith now !! maybe the healing light well hit you.’ That was creepy!
22:55 Penultimate Samurai understood that my goddess is watching, and lost his will to fight.
● News from the Battlefields Restored 140 hp under a tree…
I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Dust Bunny, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Boo. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a bone and fastened the leash.
01:42 Turns out that a dust bunny can come in handy sometimes. I didn’t know that they made such a good footstool when I rest by the roadside.
02:03 Boo suddenly raised his muzzle and meowed loudly. Hound of Music and his fellows dispersed, shrieking with fear.
My Boo cuddled up to my bruise and calmingly purred. Suddenly I felt a little bit better.
Mysterious forces created a golden brick in my purse. Lady, was that you?
20:17 A massive tablet suddenly fell from the sky. Inscribed upon it were the words: ‘Pray to your Goddess and I’ll make it rain Cookies !!!’
20:17 Following a sudden desire, I decided to offer some prayers.