1/1/1 Stubbed my toe on a rock, now my head hurts.
2/1/1 Looked into a lake and kissed my reflection. It didn’t slap me… unlike all the others.
3/1/1 Was abducted by aliens looking for intelligent life-forms. Promptly sent back.
4/1/1 Was stuck by lightning. I’m fine now, but I glow in the dark.
5/1/1 Looked in my brand new mirror. 113 coins wasted.
6/1/1 Gathered my wits, didn’t take long.
7/1/1 Lost my mental note. Where did I put that thing?
8/1/1 Last night was so cold, my campfire is still defrosting.
9/1/1 Dyed my hair red and passed a wandering monk. He said,”Sorry, blondes can’t do that and get away.”
10/1/1 Licked my wounds clean. Is blood supposed to taste like chicken?
11/1/1 Knelt by a dying hero. His words still ring in my ear,”See ya later!”
12/1/1 The monk told me if I keep taking such blows, my vital organs will be damaged. Luckily the last one hit my head.
13/1/1 Looted treasure, check! Killed princess, check! Rescued dragon, check! Um… oops…
14/1/1 Ran like a chicken with it’s head cut off. Mmm… chicken…
15/1/1 Eureka! Mabye my sword will do more damage OUT of its scarab!
16/1/1 Played poker with Death while awaiting resurection.
17/1/1 Someone once told me,”You come so often, I might as well build you a house!” Oh yeah… It was Death.
18/1/1 Went to a healer and asked to be stiched up. He said he wantn’t good at jigsaws.
19/1/1 Lost track of time. Couldn’t find the footprints.
20/1/1 The vet said its a good thing stupidity isn’t contagious, then he’d have to put me down.
21/1/1 Found immortality, the meaning of life, and a beer. All I could carry was the beer.
22/1/1 Met my dream man, then I woke up.
23/1/1 Went down the road less traveled. It was a dead end.
24/1/1 Traded the meaning of life for 2 beers and 1 gold coin. Suckers!
25/1/1 Traded a dollor for 2 quarters. Suckers!
26/1/1 Traded my soul for booze. Suckers! wait…
27/1/1 A wandering monk asked if I would consider polytheism. Before I could answer, I was struck by lightning. Is that a ‘No’ Great One?
28/1/1 A meteor crashed down upon my opponent. An alien crawled out and said “Darn! I missed.”
29/1/1 Witnessed a frozen moment of time. The word ‘AUTOSAVE’ towered above me, and dissapered just as quick. Weird.
30/1/1 Went into the arena with empty hands. Came out with none.
31/1/1 Pillows are for wimps! I sletp on a rock.
1/2/1 A month in the making and I still can’t find my left shoe.
2/2/1 Making slow progress in the wrong direction.
3/2/1 Can’t remember if I’m right or left handed. Glad I don’t know how to right.
4/2/1 Prayed to My Lady and wished for pancakes. Moments later, a stack of waffles fell from the sky. Close enough.
5/2/1 Can’t wait til I meet my dream date. Then hopefully I won’t wake up.
6/2/1 Running out of ideas… not that anyone could tell.
7/2/1 Felt lucky and threw a coin in a well. Got arrested for littering.
8/2/1 Heroicly rode out into the sunset. Got dark and hopelessly lost.
9/2/1 Found a sign saying ‘Free Beer’ and pointing to a monsters lair. This is far too obvious to be a trap!
10/2/1 They say carnivorus plants lure their prey with atracting sents. That’s obserd! Look at that strange flower. Do I smell beer?
11/2/1 Saw a hero kill a monster with the swords poitny end. Moron. You use the hilt to clober them!
12/2/1 Went to a healer battered beyond belief. Told him I was strangled in my thoughts. He said,”If only…”
13/2/1 Met the god of monsters and he said he must fight the greatest hero. As I prepared myself for the battle of a lifetime, he asked where he could find her.
14/2/1 Got lost in the woods. Found my way back via victorious monsters and stupid comments.
15/2/1 The greatest of great. The big, the bad, the ultimate. The ultra supreme. What is it? Beer.
16/2/1 Gave a monster an upercut and a gold coin popped out of nowhere. Why do I have the sudden urge for italian food?
17/2/1 Found a wall… with my face.
18/2/1 Ran into a rock. Literaly. Must be a glitch.
19/2/1 Asked a merchent where the nearest town was. He said follow the smell of beer.
20/2/1 A red ribbon of beauty flew past me and onto the ground. Never mind, it was just blood.
21/2/1 Woke up this morning upside down in a tree with a hobo and a hangover. What did I do last night?
22/2/1 Was told by a traveler “OMG! UR A N0OB! ROFLMAO!” What does that mean My Lady?
23/2/1 Saw a rock that said sit and gain wisdom. The only wisdom I gained was that rock hurt.
24/2/1 I begged, cried, and weeped until the merchant got tired of listening. He threw me a bag of gold and told me to leave.
25/2/1 Was so busy writing new diary entries that I forgt about the monster that just killed me.
26/2/1 Stupid monster! I wasn’t ready yet! I had to write how stupid you are in my diary!
27/2/1 Read a book. It was so hard! Three pages is really long! I pity those who read Potter of the Harry.
28/2/1 Hit a monster with a red and white rock and it was sucked instide. Some kid came up to me and said “No fair! I almost caught them all!”
29/2/1 I’m so bored I’m frogeting how ot spel.
30/2/1 There is no more beer on the wall…
1/3/1 One more month, one more Golden Brick to sit on!
2/3/1 Tis the time for the Giving of Thanks. Thank My Lady for giving me so many diaries to fill. Thank Death for his hospitality. Thank the guy that invented beer.
3/3/1 This is the song that always ends! See?
4/3/1 BURP I burped. Hehehe…
5/3/1 hic Quick! hic Someone get me hic more beer! hic
6/3/1 Lost my pencil so now I’m using chalk. Now I can draw! =)
7/3/1 Dreampt I had a dream that I had a dream about beer.
8/3/1 Saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked why so as I might solve one of the world’s riddles, but all I got was a good pecking.
9/3/1 Took a spelling test. I spelled weird wierd weird wierd weird wrong
10/3/1 Found the snake in my boot.
11/3/1 Tried to ride the Crazy Train, but it was going off the rails.
12/3/1 Tried to grow a milk mustache.
Note:These are diary entries written by Doragon (Moron) while awaiting to be resurected. As you can see… There are a lot…