level 37

It's totally mintastic!

Age 10 years
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 27 thousand
Death Count 22
Wins / Losses 25 / 31
Bricks for Temple 30.9%
Pet Prancing pony Nessie 4th level


Weapon exacto knife +34
Shield restraining order +35
Head executioner's mask +39
Body class action suit +33
Arms Santa's claws +39
Legs nuclear-powered boots +35
Talisman broken promise ring +35


  • street magic level 20
  • poisoned kiss level 15
  • gnashing of teeth level 15
  • awkward silence level 11
  • glance of Kaa level 8
  • quantum leap level 8
  • rail-bending level 8
  • homesickness level 5


Hero has yet to take places in pantheons.


  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

09:52: Carefully examined my pet as I tried to figure out how he healed so quickly. Sven happily wagged his tail and yawned in my face.

19:07: Sven brought me a cookie from somewhere. I better eat it right away. What a great pet!

12:05: Saw lightning bolts on the horizon and a hero trying to avoid the wrath of his god. Poor guy… Our relationship, Almighty One, is much better – complete harmony and understanding.

My pet rocky racoon Sven is excellent at fetching yummy cakes for me to eat!

11:49: Suddenly realized that to become the 216th member of the guild “Kitty Cat Council” doesn’t sound heroic enough for my Chronicles. Thank you, Almighty, that could have been a real stain on my reputation! 02:13: Suddenly realized that to become the 199th member of the guild “R.Inc.” doesn’t sound heroic enough for my Chronicles. Thank you, Almighty, that could have been a real stain on my reputation!

Quest #11 Make some steaks out of cannibal cows

Quest #10 Teach an old dog new tricks

Quest #9 Rip out a feather from a bald eagle’s tail

Quest #8 Take a walk on the wild side

Quest #7 Poke a sleeping dragon in the eye and run away

Quest #6 Put an end to the Never-Ending Story

5:02: Some wood nymphs were hosting a cake sale. Spent a few coins on cute cupcakes and an extra-large jelly roll.

14:16: Took a quiet and refreshing bath.

Quest#5 was a repeat

Prayed for green eyes.

12:08: Took time out from my busy schedule of death and destruction for a spot of knitting.

Quest #4 Increase the Quest total by one.

06:01 Tried to navigate using the stars.

Quest #3: Cross all the hot buns.

05:24 Crazy scientists have given me another quest to undertake: cross all the hot buns.

04:30 Stopped to smell the roses.

“Lying about her age to get admitted to the tavern” in Beerburgh. What’d drinking age there?

23:30: Found some cake and ate it too.

04:02 Tried to be good. Planted some flowers along the roadside and hugged a puppy. Couldn’t find a baby to kiss, though.

Quest #2: Laugh in the face of danger until it cries.

01:59 Must. Resist. Urge. To. Cry.

01:19 I fell over and pretended to have a heart attack. Luckily, it seems to have fooled the Butter Troll.

Quest #1: Become one with the force.