09:52: Carefully examined my pet as I tried to figure out how he healed so quickly. Sven happily wagged his tail and yawned in my face.
19:07: Sven brought me a cookie from somewhere. I better eat it right away. What a great pet!
12:05: Saw lightning bolts on the horizon and a hero trying to avoid the wrath of his god. Poor guy… Our relationship, Almighty One, is much better – complete harmony and understanding.
My pet rocky racoon Sven is excellent at fetching yummy cakes for me to eat!
11:49: Suddenly realized that to become the 216th member of the guild “Kitty Cat Council” doesn’t sound heroic enough for my Chronicles. Thank you, Almighty, that could have been a real stain on my reputation! 02:13: Suddenly realized that to become the 199th member of the guild “R.Inc.” doesn’t sound heroic enough for my Chronicles. Thank you, Almighty, that could have been a real stain on my reputation!
Quest #11 Make some steaks out of cannibal cows
Quest #10 Teach an old dog new tricks
Quest #9 Rip out a feather from a bald eagle’s tail
Quest #8 Take a walk on the wild side
Quest #7 Poke a sleeping dragon in the eye and run away
Quest #6 Put an end to the Never-Ending Story
5:02: Some wood nymphs were hosting a cake sale. Spent a few coins on cute cupcakes and an extra-large jelly roll.
14:16: Took a quiet and refreshing bath.
Quest#5 was a repeat
Prayed for green eyes.
12:08: Took time out from my busy schedule of death and destruction for a spot of knitting.
Quest #4 Increase the Quest total by one.
06:01 Tried to navigate using the stars.
Quest #3: Cross all the hot buns.
05:24 Crazy scientists have given me another quest to undertake: cross all the hot buns.
04:30 Stopped to smell the roses.
“Lying about her age to get admitted to the tavern” in Beerburgh. What’d drinking age there?
23:30: Found some cake and ate it too.
04:02 Tried to be good. Planted some flowers along the roadside and hugged a puppy. Couldn’t find a baby to kiss, though.
Quest #2: Laugh in the face of danger until it cries.
01:59 Must. Resist. Urge. To. Cry.
01:19 I fell over and pretended to have a heart attack. Luckily, it seems to have fooled the Butter Troll.
Quest #1: Become one with the force.