Once upon a time, in a highly secured secret bunker was born the stuff of legends. The unholy offspring of a very stupid man and his super secret personal soda machine, also there were scorpions. Mingus Dew was vended into conciousness. Poor Mingus Dew came down with a horrible case of getting squished while robbing the super secret personal soda machine sudden flatness while being innocent and adorable.
Since Mingus had a very long recovery underneath that pop machine, her mind started wandering. Her incredible imagination was her only means of entertainment….besides the scorpions of course. It may have been hallucinations from the scorpion stings…. but vended into reality came Miss Murderface.
Of course Mingus Dew is now convinced she is some kind of powerful deity capable of creating people with the sheer power of her mind. She commanded Miss Murderface to go forth and quest in her honor, also “Find help! I’m stuck under a pop machine that is home to many stingy scorpions!” Off she went…..
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PS
I seem to get a lot of questions about my name Mingus Dew
So far not one person has known the reference that I named myself after. These chronicles are a hint at that, well sort of, with a dash of godvilleness thrown in…..
update…now one person has known the reference.