Kelpman, that stupid hero of mine, did some good by joining the 42 – THE answer! guild. I had never thought he would do something that smart, but of course, he left the guild for some stupid one after a short time.
Kelpman, that stupid hero of mine, went to the arena. The longer the fight would be, the higher the reward would be. After he won the exactly 100 turn long battle dispite his stupidness, he won a stunning 2470 coins and a gold brick! O, and he got a few coins from the crowd, 30187 to be precice.
Kelpman, that stupid hero of mine, had an epic battle with an Biological Nightmare. In the diary he wrote it was a tough fight, but he overpowered his enemy and stabbed him a lot of times afterwards to make sure he was dead. O, you got the Biological Nightmare wrote that, right?
Kelpman, that stupid hero of mine, thought it was a good idea to join another guild. I said him several times it was not, and he said he didn’t want to leave the quest. I gave up and dicided to trie it again after some time. When I looked back at the stupid, he had another quest, but he was still in the old guild. I don’t get him sometimes. Actually, most of the time…
Kelpman, that stupid hero of mine, entered the town of Bosswell. 42 – THE Answer was very popular here, as it should be in every town. Then, Kelpman saw firework that made the words “42 – THE Answer”, then everybody started sneezing and it sounded like “42 – THE Answer”. After that, the Stupidest of Stupids saw a totempost rise from the ground in the center of the town with the faces of all the members of 42 – THE Answer, even from the ugliest, Kelpman. Wow, they must worship this guild here.
Kelpman, that stupid hero of mine, did the second good thing in his life! His pet, Boo, a significant otter, was knocked out and the stupid didn’t want to do what I told him when I tried to save the otter. I gave up and told myself I would try it again later that day. When I came back, Kelpman had saved his pet! So you can see, even the most worthless person in the world can sometimes do things better that the greatest gods.