Ronnie Brown

level 53

I surrender! I surrender!

Age 7 years 9 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 71 thousand
Death Count 26
Wins / Losses 36 / 16
Temple Completed at 10/08/2012
Savings 340 thousand (1.1%)
Pet Trojan horse Baloo 23rd level


Weapon vuvuzela of annoyance +63
Shield sword processor +61
Head polar ice cap +59
Body shining armor of darkness +62
Arms Icarus wings +55
Legs sandals of time +61
Talisman goblet of fire +67


  • mosquito roar level 31
  • teeth gnashing level 29
  • strong brow level 24
  • spoon-bending level 23
  • asynchronous swimming level 22
  • cri de coeur level 22
  • backyard portal level 20
  • unbearable boredom level 16
  • pathological honesty level 15
  • brownian motion level 14




  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Fiend, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

11:43: Note to self: never accept apples from wandering archers. I learned this the hard way…

Discovered an abandoned porta-potty. Realized why it was abandoned as I got closer.

Saw an arrow and wondered why it was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Ate. Prayed. Killed something.

Looked at the sun, hoping to get a glimpse of the Great One. Now my eyes hurt.

Hit my funny bone. Ended up crying. A lot.

By the way, Great One, could you send a few attractive looking enemies my way? I could use some eye candy once in a while.

Ronnie Brown wanted to give the Street Fighter the old one-two, but forgot how to count…