Had a good first day! Did my first battle and won how awesome!
01:29: Тhе last thing the Northpole Dancer saw was me putting its pomegrenade into my bag.
15:23: Tried to strike an epic, badass pose to instill fear in my enemy. The Acid-breathing Penguin laughed so hard that it choked and died. Oh well, at least I found an ACME black hole under its corpse!
12:34: Decided to give away old equipment to a lower level hero who was browsing the shop. I don't need it now that I just bought a storm umbrella for 1844 gold coins
12:57: I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Firefox, you'll be my pet! And I'll call you Sneezy. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.