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Noah Mistwalker 695

level 135
trader level 49

Put, lerka, put!

Age 12 years 9 months
Personality righteous
Guild Harvest Moon
(patriarch)
Monsters Killed about 544 thousand
Death Count 148
Wins / Losses 1023 / 637
Temple Completed at 11/29/2012
Ark Completed at 03/25/2015 (465.4%)
Pairs Gathered at 11/26/2020
Book Written at 03/26/2024
Souls Gathered 25.56%
Shop “Bricks and Mortar”
Pet Biowolf Shelby 102nd level
Boss Ark Enemy with 234% of power

Equipment

Weapon kickaxe +144
Shield bubble of isolation +144
Head echo chamber +148
Body diamond duster +145
Arms blood pressure cuffs +148
Legs pre-socked sandals +145
Talisman purse of squandering +146

Skills

  • heel grip level 156
  • instant hairloss level 156
  • mass effect level 155
  • contagious yawning level 143
  • self-propelled feet level 142
  • effect of the groundhog level 142
  • brain dilution level 142
  • somersault squatting level 140
  • electro-broom level 137
  • lossy compression level 127

Feats

  • ⓷ Reach the end of the map
  • ⓶ Turn in a side job in the last ten minutes
  • ⓶ Visit the trader with two identical coupons
  • ⓶ Defeat two two-named beasties in a single sail
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓶ Have bosses' horn and hoof in inventory simultaneously
  • ⓶ Complete and turn in two side jobs within 24 hours
  • ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely
  • ⓶ Find dungeon treasure after defeating exactly 5 bosses
  • ⓶ Single-handedly light up all lighthouses in a sail

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Pantheons

Gratitude704
Might426
Templehood3928
Gladiatorship182
Storytelling463
Mastery406
Taming19
Survival982
Savings221
Creation1071
Arkeology1224
Catch1772
Wordcraft1358
Soulfulness1231
Duelers217
Unity3
Popularity4
Duelery2
Adventure2

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Careerist
  • Honored Dueler
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Hunter
  • Honored Invincible
  • Honored Raider
  • Honored Renegade
  • Honored Seadog
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Champion, 1st rank
  • Coach, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Miner, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Hotshot, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

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Personal records and achievements
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Best streak: 46 wins (399/101 → 445/101)

Longest duel: 150 steps

ZPG-arena: 523/522

Regular arena: 494/113 (06/08/24)

Ark #206

Gold: 405696 coins

02:17 Stopped by Progress Bar. Gave 75197 gold coins to the bartender and waited for my drink. But instead of beer, I received a note that I progressed in my Savings Pantheon ranking. Don’t know whether to feel happy or betrayed. (Bumchester)

20:21 After depositing all their gold into a savings box next to the exit, the heroes ascend to the surface. +98497

23:07 Spent 208026 coins at The Sword & Sandal, and the barman put a dot on my map to connect with the others. Can’t wait to see what the final image looks like. (Laplandville)

02:36 Donated 45726 gold coins to the priests in your name, Almighty. I’ve always wondered: do your priests have to work as hard as I do? How can I get a cushy job like that?

21:56 When the trader saw my outlandish gold-oyster, he began to hyperventilate. Pointing his shaking finger at it, he exclaimed, “That is… That is…” and handed me 185142 coins without further delay. (Laplandville + forecast + aura)

11:17 Spent 78011 coins on a book called “Using Skills for Dummies”. Read the whole thing cover to cover and leveled up my “mass effect” skill. These books really do help.

15:31 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Noah Mistwalker takes 54573 gold coins, a log for the ark, sands of time, a window to the soul, a box of sins and a cloud sewing kit. (Robbery, and I’m the one who got robbed)

17:12 Noah Mistwalker salutes to the heavens! The winner receives a gold brick and 59983 coins. (ZPG-arena)

22:50 While I was searching for the empirical ruler, somebody dropped 7777 gold coins from a passing cloud. Bingo? (Score: 81)


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Famous Heroes
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Day 1799 g.e. GODVILLE TIMES #1552

Noah Mistwalker – 85th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Meow at the Moon! ☾”, stands at the 189th position in the pantheon of arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Meowy. His dream is to master the “beer belly” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.


Day 2989 g.e. GODVILLE TIMES #2745

Noah Mistwalker — 87th-level adventurer, with the motto “Meow!”, stands at the 150th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Meowy. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.


Day 3090 g.e. GODVILLE TIMES #2846

Noah Mistwalker — 87th-level adventurer, with the motto “Meow!”, stands at the 153rd position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Meowy. We’ve had many reports that a Semi-demi-god has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.


Day 3513 g.e. GODVILLE TIMES #3269

Noah Mistwalker — 97th-level adventurer, member of the “Azkaban” guild, with the motto “Meow!”, stands at the 28th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Meowy. He thinks that a Bear Witness slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Next Station has to offer.


Day 3856 g.e. GODVILLE TIMES #3612

Noah Mistwalker — 108th-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “It’s ok to be afk”, stands at the 173rd position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Meowy. Rumor has it that a local Humanatee has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.


Day 3873 g.e. GODVILLE TIMES #3629

Noah Mistwalker — 108th-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “It’s ok to be afk”, stands at the 170th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Meowy. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.


Day 4271 g.e. GODVILLE TIMES #4027

Noah Mistwalker — 115th-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “It’s ok to be afk”, stands at the 167th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Meowy. The monsters of Godville now dream of him in their wildest nightmares.