Foreward- Hi, I am Meldra. I am a kind and caring God. My Hero Jelcin was born in the woods, and not very learned… but that changed when he joined a guild. His mates taught him to read and write, and he decided to make a chronicle about his journies. Please be patient, he has not learned long ago, and is still learning as he writes. I apologize for the bad spelling, but as you will see, he gets better as time goes by. After a few sections are finished, I will leave them up here for a few days, before starting more. The old sections will be posted on My Godwiki Page http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php/The_Adventures_of_Jelcin. This is turning out to be more of a novel then chronicles, so I hope you enjoy.
Chapter 2~ Arch-Nemisis
1~ Recount of the Break
Hi Jurnal. It has been a long time. At least 3 months since the Incident… Its been a hard lots of months. Its why I have not written in you for whiles. Lots of stuff happened. There was lots of sadness… Lots of monsters died that day… I was inconsolable for a long time. I mean I do kill monsters. But it was very sad… Boo… Rawrrr! Boo, hearing his name runs and jumps on Jelcin and licks his face. Jelcin laughs and rubs Boo behind his ears. Boo a live! Dr Kenneth Noisewater is a GR8T doctor. He rezzurrected Boo!! It was awesome. Just when I thought that Boo wuz gone 4ever, He came alive again! I was sooo happy I gave Dr Kenneth Noisewater one of my golden bricks. I dont know how he did it, but yay!
Other news. After battle, I wuz sad. Vessa tried to pick Vanessa up and she was too heavy and fell over.. again. I tried to catch her. Vessa had mad face. I thought she be happy that I caught Vanessa. Since the fight, Vanessa quit Dr. Gordianus’s and came to work at the Space Bar near our LoA Head Quarters. Now I get to see her lots and we go to drink a lot. My friends have taken me under their wing and hang out with me more. They taught me to write gooder than long ago. I am glad I write better. I look at old entries and get sad. But not Nemore. Hooray… Anyway That is what happened while I didn’t write. So I hope something fun happens to write about soon. Even my God Jurnal agrees..
10:14: It’s been a while since anything bad has happened, which usually means that I’m way overdue for trouble.
2~ I took a trip
10:18 Saw Lamplighter running from a Daymare while I was fleeing from the Metro Gnome. We joined forces and bravely fled together.
We fled fast. And far. In facts, we fled right into the Space Bar. Right as we ran into the bar, I turned my head to make sure the monsters were not following us… AND BOOM! I hit something. I close my eyes so not to poke my eyes out. I tumble with something soft. I land on the floor… and am dripping wet! What did I hurt?! Is it blood?! I lick my lips as the wetness drips down my face. No it beer. Thank Meldra. I move my head. I landed on… pillows? I slowly peek open one eye. I look up, and see that I lay on Vanessa. She blush and giggle. I blush and quickly get up off her. I help her up. She smile and pick up mugs of beer she was holding. I try to use my towel (I always carry a towel with me… If you want to survive out here, you’ve got to know where your towel is) and try to dry Vanessa. She blush more and say thank you before running back to get more beer. Lamplighter iz ROTFL, whatever that means… I help him up and look for a booth. I see Vessa sitting in a booth in the back. She iz looking at me. I wave and go to her and we go to sit with her.
“Hi!” I say. Vessa looks at me mad, grabs her beer, and drinks her whole mug, which full, in one gulp. Then she slam mug on table, look at me in eyes with anger and storm off. Lamplighter tries to talk, but ROTFLMAO in the booth. What does that mean? Maybe its new slang… I should go talk to Vessa and see whats up.
3~ A Messy Happenstance
“Vessa Wait!” I call, as I leave Lamplighter laghing in the booth. I follow in the way she went. As I pass by the food pantery, I look in and see Vanessa tied up, like she wuz 3 months ago. I run by… no I am probably daydream it. I run outside the other entrance following Vessa. Suddenly roar of crowd hits me. I see that there is a BIG Tornament going on. Hero Leweth is standing next to a giant pit of mud.
“Here Ye, Here Ye! All Heroes Listen To Me! The Wiki Leagues Proudly Present The First Annual Mud Wrestling Tournament! Please sign up at the table over there” He point to a table on other side of huge crowd. I look around and see Vessa making her way through the crowd. I start to run after her.
“Jelcin!!” Someone yell. I turn around and see the Dryer Gnome coming. I stop. “My cousin just told me that you were trying to kill him! Did you try to kill a Metro Gnome recently…” He pause and I look guilty, “Well its a good thing he was bigger and stronger than you… and that you run fast.” He smiles and pats my back.
“Alfred, can we talk later I’m trying to get to Vessa!” I yell and point to crowd. The Gnome follows my finger and smiles. “Boo, Fire the Crowd!” Boo brethe fire into crowd and it separate, letting me catch up to her. She is leaning over a table. I run up, puffing out of brethe, “What are you doing?”
Vessa look angry at me, “What does it look like genius?! Signing up to fight in the tournament!” She storms off.
“Fine then. I will too.” I write my name next to hers.
A few hours later “And up next is Jelcin” Crowd cheers “versus Spider Pig!!” Leweth announces. I step up to the pit and raise my hands. Everyone Loves me.
“These are NOT the Hammer!” I yell my catchphrase and everyone cheers more. I step into the ring and the Spider Pig hisses. I grab the pig and throw it in the mud. It wallows. I jump on it and tackle it. It bucks me off and splashes me. I splash mud in the Spider pigs eyes and blind it. Then I wrestle it into the mud! The crowd roars with excitement I pin the Spider Pig and then Leweth Counts… “1…2…3… AND JELCIN WINS!” I get up, looking like the Swamp Thing, but the Crowd Cheers! I have won! I hope Vessa see how good I was!
Alfred the Dryer Gnome and Boo help pull me from the pit and start to hose me off. They so excited and happy that I forget that Vessa is up next… by the time I clean I hear “1…2…3… AND VESSA TRIUMPHS OVER THE PIGMY GIANT!!!” Vessa Stands up and bows… She looks like she is not wearing clothes. She is gorgeus. I smile and cheer with crowd and start to run to her. As I get to her, she just walks right by me and ignores me… Why she not talk to me? I go and tell Alfred and Boo… They console me… I start to cry and they take me to the woods so no one sees.
After I dun, we go back to mud pit. All battles have been fought and winners tallied. Then the next round of battles is posted. Being tall, I can see over peoples head and see who I fight next. Vessa! I am confused… I am happy, she is pretty and I can get close to her… ANd maybe I can talk to her and see why she mad at me. But she is a girl and pretty… I don’t want to hurt her… OH NO!
4~ Now I iz confused I need to fight Vessa. I am conflicted. I mean yea I have to… but what if I hurt her? All these things going through my head make it hurt as I prepare for Round 2… Alfred and Boo help me relax and calm down, but want me to win. There is free beer for the winner!
As they help me, I hear some people talking… “You didn’t hear… it seems like everywhere monsters are disappearing… one day the Firefoxes will be gone, the next day the Gnomes… It is the strangest thing… Then they come back, but not quite the same as they were before…” Three diferent groups of people talk about same thing… weird…
NEXT CONTESTANTS PLEASE STEP UP TO THE RING!!! Leweth Announces. I look up and he found a Mega-man Phone. THE UNDERDOG JELCIN WILL BE TAKING ON THE POWERHOUSE VESSA! I stand up and walk to the mud pit. I look across the pit and there is Vessa, staring knifes at me. I hesitantly step in, and I so nervous that I don’t hear crowd anymore… just me, mud squish and Vessa. The bell rang, but we just stand there, on opposite sides of the ring… I look at her, and she at me, for what seems like forever. I am still trying to figure out why she is so mad at me when she yells “WHY ARE YOU SO BLIND!?” and charges at me. She tackles me into the mud. I toss her off and stand up and she splash me in the face. She jump up and kick me, and I fall into the mud. She jumps on me and starts hitting me talking in a low voice. I hear bits and pieces… “Vanessa… why her… you jerk… can’t you see… me…” I don’t understand, but her punches are getting harder and hurt, so I push her off. I jump up and run across the pit. I try to exit, but audiance won’t let me out til battle over. I turn around to see Vessa come close. Tears come out of her eyes and leave clean trails in the mud on her face. I feel… sad. Then she starts hitting me in my chest. I stand there and look around unsure what to do… She starts hitting harder… then it gets softer and I grab her arms. She leans close to me and lays her head on my shoulder. This messes my balunce in the mud and I slip and fall. She falls on top of me and I look in her eyes. She is confused… Then out of nowhere she kisses me…
I don’t know how long we kiss, but her lips are sweet and I don’t want it to stop. Then suddenly she looks up, looks all around at the crowd cheering her name and she jumps off me and runs off. I shake my head, like waking up from a dream, and look around… Alfred and Boo coming in to help me up. They look very happy for me, but I lost? And what was that? Now I iz even more confused…
5~ Interim B4 Madness
14:04: Painted a bright yellow smiley face on a milestone. Look Almighty, a smilestone!
Jelcin looks up toward the heavens and smiles. He puts the paint away and gets out his own journal. It has been a few weeks since the Mud Wrestling Tornament. Vessa hasnt spoken to me since then… I know she is nearing compleeting her temple. Maybe if I throw her a amazing party she’ll fourgive me!? Yes that is wut I will do! “Hey… um… Jel,” I hear whisper. I look around. Where’s Alfred? “Jel… help?” I get up and look through the bushes. A wild Godville Administrator has Alfred pinned up against a tree with one giant paw. I jump up and smack it in the back with my half-brick in a sock. It turns and growls at me, and tries to swipe me with its other front paw. I dodge ez and trip it as it’s balunce shifts when it misses me.
“Haha! These are NOT the hammer!” I bellow and the Godville Administrator looks confused. Then it start laughing. Wut? Alfred hides behind the tree and as I go in for the kill, two trolls come from nowhere and throw a large black bag over it. They pick it up and run off while I stand there with my mouth open…
Alfred peeks out from behind the tree, “Jelcin, what just happened?”
I look at him and shrug, “I dunno, but maybe we should find out…”
6~ Where have I been?
It’s been months since my last entry. I apologize dear Diary… I can’t believe I lost you… Anyway trouble is brewing in Godville and I don’t know what to do. A bunch of us have been trying to find out why trolls have been kidnapping monsters and then releasing them. We even started a guild, “Gamer’s Guild” to try to hunt the culprits down. Everytime we get close, and chase them, they disappear near Trollbridge without a TRACE!
We know their lair is somewhere there… but the weird thing is, the next day, the monster reappears in the area, disoriented and with missing/replaced body parts… I wonder what they are doing to them… Well we have a plan…
In other news Boo is good as always. He died a few times trying to stop the trolls, but we’ve been getting him back every time! Vessa is great! I threw a party for her temple completion and she… we… well we are very happy now… Vanessa disappeared not too long after… where to… I don’t know… Alfred is great, and my temple is halfway finished! Anyway that’s a quick update. I will let you know if something happens… Jelcin Out.