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Bilgamesh 5

level 123

G-G-G-Guild Name!!!

Age 12 years 7 months
Personality neutral
Guild Guild Name
(middling)
Monsters Killed about 801 thousand
Death Count 268
Wins / Losses 60 / 55
Temple Completed at 10/22/2012
Ark Completed at 06/20/2016 (453.3%)
Pairs Gathered at 01/30/2019
Book Written at 01/11/2024
Souls Gathered 5.76%
Savings 27M, 442k (91.5%)
Pet Thesaurus rex Cuddles 32nd level
Boss Detrimentalist with 122% of power

Equipment

Weapon millennium falchion +136
Shield side of a barn +135
Head deely boppers +137
Body anti-trust suit +136
Arms engagement wings +137
Legs pair of loudsneakers +136
Talisman hopeless diamond +134

Skills

  • teeth gnashing level 148
  • electrostatic discharge level 146
  • cri de coeur level 136
  • tin throat level 134
  • golden vein level 128
  • mosquito roar level 126
  • explosive character level 118
  • pseudopod attack level 113
  • instant hairloss level 109
  • brownian motion level 95

Feats

  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold
  • ⓵ Walk a pet that has sat in the ark for a year

Pantheons

Gratitude9951
Might1451
Templehood3009
Gladiatorship10726
Mastery925
Taming1813
Survival2457
Savings1037
Arkeology1132
Catch832
Wordcraft1288
Soulfulness1328
Unity4
Popularity5
Duelery4
Adventure3

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Miner, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

knock knock::

Bilgamesh put down his clay iPalm and cocked his head at the front door.

knock knock::

“Uhm… okay,” he muttered as he pulled back the ox-skin curtain that covered the front archway. “How did you knock on a ox-skin curta…” His voice stalled in his throat.

In front of him was nothing. I mean nothing. No visitor. No rutted mud pathway. No sleepy Mesopotamian town. No horizon. No sky. Nada. Nothing.

Gilgamesh? A voice intoned from the Nothing.

“Uhm, no… uh…”

Gilgamesh? The Nothing repeated. I have a package for one Gilgamesh.

“Uhm… he, uh… he’s not here. Something about questing. A long one. I’m his son.”

...

“Can I help you?” the lad asked, carefully peering around the corner of the archway. The nothing was making his head swim. If nothing else, it was far more interesting that the iPalm he had been poking on all morning. Clay just wasn’t much fun after it hardened.

I… really need Gilgamesh. The voice sounded nervous. I mean, it’s important.

“Not here.”

But I have a package for one Gilgamesh

“Still not here.”

Are you sure? What’s your name?

“Bilgamesh.”

Close enough. Sign here.

Blinding white pain rapped him on the inside of his skull. He fell to his knees.

And here.

Crimson lightning raced up and down his spine as he gasped silently in horror.

And finally, here.

Rainbow droplets of liquid metal erupted from his eyes as he shivered in strange ecstasy.

Good. Come with me.

“I… I don’t think I can leave,” Bilgamesh exclaimed after finding his voice somewhere near where he thought his liver used to be. “I mean, when dad gets back…”

... he’ll understand. You’re doing him a favor, really. Trust me.

The humble wood and adobe home faded into more of the Nothing.

“Okay…”

You’ll be questing. Just like your dad. Kinda.

“Kinda?”

Kinda.