01:57 AM Divine enlightenment politely made it clear that I was calling my pet by the wrong name all this time. I’ll be calling him Bobvilla from now on!05:42 AM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Omnipotent One.
08:44 AM Felix’s hospital bill: 12845 gold coins. Having my favorite philosoraptor back in one piece: priceless.
Help the three little kittens find their mittens
09:44 PM I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Felix into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
02:46 PM The golden pumpkin suddenly turned into a log of gopher wood. The logic of this world doesn’t surprise me anymore…
12:07 PM Demonstrating total obedience, the heroes dash to the east at full speed. The assorted clutter has been arranged by Feng Shui, and its Chi points point to the north. There is absolutely nowhere to go from here. Nowhere at all, except for west, east and north.
11:26: I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Behemoth into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
11:25: My beloved Behemoth crept up behind the monster and squealed loudly. Judging by the shocked look on its face, the Imp-Personator isn’t in such a hurry to kill me anymore.
After 6 months with Behemoth…
Find a horse to trade for a kingdom
15:26: A quest to find the treasure of Big Whoop has brought me a very nice reward of 24388 gold coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back… After being killed by every mystery:
As I continue my efforts to become a better person, my resolutions are: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count.box, the game pays off.
19:17: The Single-eared There-Wolf was vanquished. Arranged its body to improve my feng shui.
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21:59: A quest to find the treasure of Big Whoop has brought a very nice reward of 22954 gold coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back…
Making a scale model of a completed temple using popsicle sticks… Casually turning the temple blueprints right-side-up… Erasing the graffiti from the temple’s walls… Mixing mortar from gold dust… Carefully examining construction materials… Realizing she had the temple blueprints upside down… Exhausted, finishing construction… 20:53: Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness. 20:54: While I was away, a pile of donations appeared at the Great One’s temple. I counted them carefully, and there were 3977 gold coins.
02:56: Notes from the battlefield: The fight was a tie and its results will not be registered in the history. Kitty McSugarpaws was selected as the nominal winner. Kitty McSugarpaws added 6224 gold coins to her treasury. Kitty McSugarpaws now has an essence of health, an essence of awesomeness and a lock of Mancub’s hair at her disposal.
Feeding a cat…