Tired of selling shoes and making adult films Clark sells all of his worldly goods and opens his heart to adventure. Opening his mind to God and not thinking about anything our adventurer begins life anew. Then his God misplaced his viewing device, as his girlfriend cleaned up and forgot to mention she placed it in the place he would never look, cause it doesn’t belong there, and he would never put it there….
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11:51 AM I tied a friendship bracelet around my wrist, and fastened another around Scrat’s leg. Though we may never meet again, now we can be friends until the end of time. Bye bye, Scrat!
08:42 PM Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.
09:31 PM The Master of Disaster raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Sparky suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Sparky was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
05:32 PM A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Sparky, instantly bringing my beloved pocket monster back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 5788 gold coins anyway. Oh Sparky, how I’ve missed you!
01:52 PM Sparky wants to explore the mysterious realms beyond the roads we have traversed. This is where our paths must split, then. Bon voyage, noble animal. Send me a postcard!
12:38 AM After such a glorious battle with the Gnomewrecker I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Sven, let’s go questing!