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Calvin The Great

level 82

Annoyed by the spies!

Age 13 years 5 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 191 thousand
Death Count 1
Wins / Losses 68 / 10
Temple Completed at 06/05/2011
Savings 1M, 554k (5.2%)
Pet Philosoraptor Scratchy 18th level

Equipment

Weapon Excaliper +95
Shield diplomatic immunity +85
Head facehugger +90
Body full metal jacket +94
Arms frosty gauntlets of fire +91
Legs Christmas stockings +86
Talisman ring of the lords +96

Skills

  • Oak cloaking level 70
  • Exhaust of the dragon level 63
  • Eye scream level 58
  • Radiokinesis level 57
  • Bending chakras level 56
  • Strong brow level 52
  • Iron vortex level 52
  • Winged swing level 35
  • Knight's move level 34
  • brownian motion level 33

Pantheons

Gratitude62
Might11695
Templehood34
Gladiatorship1784
Storytelling480

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Invincible, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Got a Gift of Fate…cool! Wait, there’s nothing there! Where’s my dang gift?!

The Almighty is a little sensitive about my personality being listed as “Pure Good” [rolls eyes]. He’s been a bit of a “helicopter” deity lately, IMHO. And I’m NOT a delicate flower!

Man, Lonely Hive Mind will NOT leave me alone today! And it never gives up anything, either—no coins, no trophies…

Must remember that graveyards are not safe hiding pl…er, rest areas. Seems like every time I go to one, I come out fighting a Necrophobic Zombie!

Just got a new quest: “find the true meaning of Christmas”. I appreciate the seasonal theme, but hey, it’s not even Thanksgiving yet!

YOU, Ravenous Bugblatter Beast! You killed me today! I OWE YOU A DEATH!

And today I paid you back!

Rescued a rabbit. Had a nice dinner. Immediately thereafter, I was attacked by Killer Rabbit. Coincidence?

Man, those Golems have a big family. Can’t keep track of them all…Brick Golem, Plywood Golem, Stoned Golem…okay, Lego Golem is borderline…like they were all born in a building supply store. Oh, wait—there’s Jelly Golem…

I don’t know why that dang Gift of Fate is so special…every time I get it, it’s a bust and I get zip. It must be the Almighty’s idea of a practical joke. But NOT FUNNY!!

A tragic day. I mourn for my pet dust bunny, murdered as he saved my life from the vile and evil Godville Administrator. Tigger, YOU SHALL BE AVENGED!!!