Hero

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Lightbane

level 57

THIS IS NOT A MOTTO.

Age 10 years 2 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 88 thousand
Death Count 97
Wins / Losses 5 / 2
Temple Completed at 08/19/2016
Wood for Ark 11.1%
Savings 453 thousand (1.5%)
Pet Heffalump Toto 10th level

Equipment

Weapon can of WMD-40 +65
Shield massive ego +64
Head Guy Fawkes mask +66
Body boiler plate mail +66
Arms big bangles +66
Legs nuclear power pants +67
Talisman jar of sunlight +66

Skills

  • tin throat level 34
  • cobweb gulp level 33
  • scissorhands level 30
  • thumb blowing level 26
  • heel grip level 25
  • quantum fireball level 24
  • sword-swallowing level 20
  • brain dilution level 20
  • golden vein level 18
  • fake smile level 18

Pantheons

Templehood19785
Storytelling292

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I was a man, once. I lived as many did, farming and hunting. My crops grew tall each year, and my falcon called out my prey for me to spear it. But… I was unhappy. For a god watched over me. And it was not one of those known to most, Thor, Lolth, Loki, Mystra, or Hades. A small god, one with a particularly bad temperament, watched me. Every day, approximately at high noon, he would appear in the sky, throw exactly four lightning bolts, then leave.

One day, one of those lightning bolts hit me… harder than usual, and I died. Hades greeted me, alongside Hel and some guy with a scythe. But instead of sending me along with the rest, Hades extended a great hand to me.

In exchange for my mortality, I was given wings. In exchange for my farm, my falcon was given human form. In exchange for my family, I was given powers and a brother in this new world.

And in Godville, I unlocked those powers, found my brother. Krill and I wrecked havoc on a regular basis, but once we cooled down, matured, we found the people of Godville to be quite amazing, even without their bizarre forms and abilities. My pyromancy, my form of energy, even my control over the birds who prey on the small, none of them were neccesary. I settled down, created a guild, and just… lived.