09:15 PM A monk showed me a book of prophecy that says that I’ll be the one to count the nails in the third front horseshoe of Sleipnir. I don’t want to, but I don’t seem to have a choice.
Final fantasy of a monk….
11:29 AM Heard a wise man say that the man who makes no mistakes doesn’t usually make anything. I must be the most productive hero in the whole realm.
No, not even least productive…..
09:09 PM Hmm, starting to regret that last diary entry. Maybe if I run really fast counterclockwise I can turn back time and erase it?
Really?!?
09:32 PM As instructed, I cracked a book and put in some solid study time. Okay, not really, but managing to write that with a straight face is apparently worth some experience.
Bad hero, no cookie. Okay, maybe just one.
09:43 PM What is wrong with all these monsters? Why does my pain give them such delight?!
Well…could be because of stuff like this….just maybe, ya think?
09:40 PM The Selfish Shellfish said it was feeling down and needed a hug. So I gave it one. Around the neck. With a rope.
11:29 AM Some days I practice positive thinking. Other days, I’m not positive I am thinking.
Hmmm…I might have to agree on this one.
08:39 PM If my brain were so simple that I understood it, I’d be so simple that I couldn’t.
Oddly enough, that made sense.
12:39 PM I’m a hero and I’m OK; I sleep all night and I quest all day. I kill monsters, I stop and rest, I go to town when near! And when I’ve got lots of money, I waste it all on beer!
Now he’s a poet….?
09:43 PM The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did too. She started running so I ran too. Then she screamed so I screamed as well. I never even saw what we were running from.
I really have nothing to say about this. smh
11:38 PM I almost drowned trying to save my reflection in the water.
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12:21 PM Dear Lady, most omniscient, beneficent, and unpredictable, whose existence was, is, and forever shall be eternal and interminable; the delight of my eyes and the song of my heart, whose wisdom flows like a waterfall unto… I forgot what I was going to say.
06:21 AM Was rewarded with a golden brick for killing a wanted monster. Bipolar Bear, rest in peace!
11:49 AM Happened to stumble upon a group of dyslexic priests praying to their dog.
03:29 AM Got 2200 gold coins for hunting down a wanted monster. I hope the Satan Claus wasn’t the last of its kind.
11:12 AM I’ve noticed that while most heroes are getting older and wiser, I’m getting older and better at making stuff up.