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Leoardo

level 98

Downward facing dog 🕉

Age 8 years
Personality neutral
Guild Yoga Experts
(complete)
Monsters Killed about 408 thousand
Death Count 164
Wins / Losses 472 / 95
Temple Completed at 08/22/2011
Ark Completed at 04/18/2017 (189.8%)
Twos of Every Kind 662m, 621f (62.1%)
Savings 11M, 214k (37.4%)
Pet Battlesheep Beep 29th level

Equipment

Weapon The Schwartz +107
Shield lucky blanket +107
Head bucket of sensory deprivation +104
Body spine tingler +109
Arms going-going gauntlets +108
Legs moon walkers +107
Talisman third-time charm +106

Skills

  • Steel finger level 116
  • thumb blowing level 102
  • electrostatic discharge level 102
  • peek-a-boo level 98
  • mosquito roar level 95
  • mountain moving level 94
  • golden vein level 91
  • peace enforcement level 82
  • bloody itch level 79
  • beer belly level 66

Pantheons

Gratitude8567
Might1357
Templehood79
Gladiatorship132
Storytelling372
Mastery933
Taming2065
Survival838
Savings1384
Arkeology2084
Catch2024
Unity24
Popularity44
Duelery26
Adventure163

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Dueler, 3rd rank
  • Invincible, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Day 470 g.e.

10:58
Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors and in a stately manner cut the ribbon with my sword. I can’t believe it finally happened! After these many months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lady! I feel crazy with happiness.

Wandering around the Open Bar, Leoardo is quietly questioning the logic of his goddess, Little Ghost.

He had liked being a hero in the Knights Who Say Ni! In fact that was the only time he had ever been on the bright side although he had felt rather uncomfortable being Pure Good!

The move to Harvest Moon had been fun and Pure Evil! had suited his personality. He had enjoyed being amongst fellow fighters. The call of the arena was all he had lived for…that and the kitten sandwiches!

Now she had brought him to the Bar. Was it her wisest move? He looked around and realised that he now had what all heroes happily died (frequently) for, unlimited beer. Not only unlimited but free! What more could he ask for…

Waking up with a particularly bad hangover, Leoardo realises that he no longer recognises his surroundings. Hanging his head in disbelief, Leo mutters…

Really my Lady, Yoga?