Hero

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Tazopolis 4

level 111

House of Lies

Age 11 years 7 months
Personality neutral
Guild Infinity Waffles
(chief master)
Monsters Killed about 563 thousand
Death Count 236
Wins / Losses 30 / 25
Temple Completed at 04/14/2014
Ark Completed at 08/24/2017 (345.0%)
Pairs Gathered at 06/04/2022
Words in Book 7.8%
Savings 17M, 899k (59.7%)
Pet Terror bull Johnnydepp 48th level
Boss Bluffalo with 81% of power

Equipment

Weapon piece maker +120
Shield defence attorney +122
Head blasting cap +122
Body fabric of society +120
Arms disposable thumbs +120
Legs sneakers of suspicion +121
Talisman coping mechanism +122

Skills

  • mosquito roar level 123
  • clinical strike level 119
  • sunstroke level 113
  • poisoned kiss level 106
  • bloody itch level 106
  • rays of love level 105
  • self-cloning level 101
  • swear-o-matic level 100
  • sword-swallowing level 99
  • fake smile level 87

Feats

  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones

Pantheons

Might3402
Templehood9619
Mastery2098
Taming576
Survival4475
Savings2398
Arkeology2179
Catch2502
Wordcraft2891
Unity407
Duelery338
Adventure258

Achievements

  • Honored Careerist
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank
  • Scribbler, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I came, I saw, I traveled on…..

Been beaten up so many times I.m starting to feel like a crash dummy, but I continue questing because Lilith25 commands it… I’m certain I’m only a fraction of the way to this Never ending story_ that’s reassuring

I was out minding my own business, one day not long ago and I was relatively certain my Goddess was about to send a wave of encouragement my way. To my absolute horror, she sent me to the arena! I figured, she must have more faith in my abilities than do I, so I went in arms flailing like a 4th grader girly punching in the playground! Got sucker punched and lost the hearing in my right ear. Oh Goddess, what did I do to get on your bad side?

My next arrival in the arena seemed to me to be an accident again!. Things were going smooth as spandex and I was getting regular encouragement (as long as I stayed out of the pub) and W H A M M, BACK IN THE ARENA AGAIN !
I have to admit, I was just as afraid as before but was determined to NOT get sucker punched. I was successful at that I am very proud to say. I saw every jaw cracking, rib crunching punch that came my way. I prayed to my Goddess to let me pass out but to no avail. I tucked tail and got out of there since my opponent had beat me to a pulp. Lucky for me it wears them down hitting something that is mush=)

My 2nd and 3rd instances in the arena were a lot different. Instead of just going in thinking my skill would get me through, prayed to the Exalted One before, during and after and that seemed to be all She wanted, She made sure I prevailed.
PRAISES BE TO LILITH25

Day 111
I always thought how cool it would be to just have some time where I could just lounge about. I thought, “I work my fingers to the bone for my Goddess and what do I get? Boney fingers! Well I am overworked and underpaid so I would just like some me time!” Oh let this be a warning for the idle…….I received the Aura of Pacifism and it SUCKED. I did NOTHING! No monsters came after me. I wandered aimlessly for, what seem like millenia. (it was probably just a couple of hours) The point is, Pacifism is a fate worse than death if you are a warrior. So, Dear Supreme, Beloved, Magnificent Goddess……give me the Aura of Confusion, of Abstinence—give me a plague of boils but PLEASE Most Wonderful One….never again make me endure the aura of Pacifism….I thought rigor mortis was going to set in before it was over.
On a brighter note, it was pretty sweet watching mold form =)
THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH! PRAISES BE TO LILITH25
Day 1300….What? Day 1300? Who would have thought I’d last this long? Oh the sights I have seen and the things I have done! Although there are some things I haven’t done like dueling that I really should start. I really didn’t have much to say, just checking in on this glorious day 1300 and praise be to my Goddess for keeping me safe.

3836 days old
I don’t feel a day over 2000 days old. Questing is good for the figure.