level 106


Age 7 years 7 months
Personality neutral
Guild Knights who say Ni
Monsters Killed about 513 thousand
Death Count 161
Wins / Losses 62 / 50
Temple Completed at 08/05/2012
Ark Completed at 06/18/2015 (294.2%)
Twos of Every Kind 1000m, 965f (96.5%)
Savings 17M, 209k (57.4%)
Pet Santa claws Pumba 7th level


Weapon infernal racket +118
Shield rock of aegis +118
Head seven veils +116
Body fabric of society +117
Arms four-fingered gauntlets +118
Legs sneakers of suspicion +119
Talisman karma police badge +117


  • swear-o-matic level 119
  • heel grip level 118
  • powerful sneeze level 118
  • deafening snore level 112
  • shiny heels level 105
  • concrete placer level 103
  • inept singing level 99
  • tin throat level 98
  • Cheshire smile level 98
  • beer belly level 88




  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Lazycat is preoccupied with sleep so this will have to do for now…

05:51 Enthusiastically rubbed the butt of a joke, hoping to summon a genie. Sadly, the only thing to appear was my sad-looking reflection.

12:43 Roasted marshmallows over the smouldering corpse of the slaughtered Spraying Mantis.

02:08 Saw a poster that read: “’Schrödinger’s Cat.’ Wanted dead and alive.”

11:26 Omnipotent One, now that you resurrected me… Am I a zombie? Btw, thanks for a cataclysmic converter!

06:19 A zombie tried to eat my brain. It seems I didn’t help to feed the poor fellow’s hunger.

07:39 For a huge pile of gold coins I bought just one single golden brick. But it was worth every coin! I must say that this is the perfect form for each and every lump of gold.

06:40 Didn’t find anything that suited me. Left the store.

06:40 I had to grovel at the merchant’s feet to buy this golden brick. That was a bit humiliating.

02:43 Wow, I really screwed up this time… I’m in like… 1, 2… Wow, 9 different pieces! Good luck putting me together, Almighty!

18:13 Anxious was defeated. Dean Sam Winchester added 4548 gold coins to his treasury. Dean Sam Winchester put a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tank of healium, some holy water with extra calcium, a recovery disk and a lock of Anxious’ hair into his bag.