In my first two days as a heroine I have only died once. Quite a remarkable feat when you consider all the monsters that have crossed my path. I hope the next adventure I stumble into is mundane and safe…. But I doubt I’ll ever feel safe again….
Day 18. Wow. Who knew I would make it this far?
16:49: I was walking along a path when I noticed a long trail of wilted flowers behind me… I believe it’s time I took a bath.
19:06: I’ve been thinking, Omnipotent One. Is ’Hail to The Sweets! ’ really such a good battle cry? Will it strike fear into the hearts of my enemies and comfort me on cold, lonely nights?
Quest #56 Paint the grass on this side greener than the other side (22%)
22:35: It’s raining cats and dogs. I hope I don’t catch fleas.
02:29: I found a box labeled ‘cake’, but it was empty. Heartbroken. The cake was a lie…
11/11/11 Spreading unsubstantiated rumors about rival guilds’ initiation ceremonies…
04/08/13 After lengthy mathematical calculations involving some dice and several beers, I have decided to take candy from a baby. Onwards to glory! 21:03: You know Almighty, there is a very fine line between omnipresence and stalking. 06/14/2013 22:04: Raiding tombs will only get you so far. I’ve taken to raiding fridges instead.7/11/13 Have my favorite inventory item ever!!! Essence of awesomeness
9/19/13 Summoned my spirit guide to ask how best to achieve my destiny. Saw a vision of a sloth shrugging.
10/14/13 How am I writing in my diary if I’m dead? Does that make me a ghost writer?