The hero of our story is Barchibald, a strong but stupid man. While he was wondering murdering monster as usual a heavenly light was cast upon him. Whilst he was standing in awe her heard the melodious voice of a goddess, she said “I am a goddess that will guide you to riches and power in this wretched land.” He simple shrugged it off as some kind of hallucination.That is, until the malevolent goddess shot a lighting bolt down a mere inch from his face. It is at that moment that our dim witted hero began his journey to glorious riches and power. And that is how it all began.
Barchibald
level 13
DRIPPING JESUS
Age | 10 years |
Personality | neutral |
Guild | no guild |
Monsters Killed | about 18 hundred |
Death Count | 4 |
Wins / Losses | 1 / 0 |
Bricks for Temple | 1.9% |
Equipment
Weapon | carbon fiber sword of idiocy | +5 |
Shield | 8-inch floppy disk | +8 |
Head | lead hat | +5 |
Body | conscript's coat | +5 |
Arms | gypsy's wristlets | +5 |
Legs | bunny-ear slippers | +6 |
Talisman | bag of runes | +4 |
Pantheons
Hero has yet to take places in pantheons. |
Achievements
- Renegade, 1st rank