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Barchibald

level 13

DRIPPING JESUS

Age 10 years
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 18 hundred
Death Count 4
Wins / Losses 1 / 0
Bricks for Temple 1.9%

Equipment

Weapon carbon fiber sword of idiocy +5
Shield 8-inch floppy disk +8
Head lead hat +5
Body conscript's coat +5
Arms gypsy's wristlets +5
Legs bunny-ear slippers +6
Talisman bag of runes +4

Pantheons

Hero has yet to take places in pantheons.

Achievements

  • Renegade, 1st rank

Hero's Chronicles

The hero of our story is Barchibald, a strong but stupid man. While he was wondering murdering monster as usual a heavenly light was cast upon him. Whilst he was standing in awe her heard the melodious voice of a goddess, she said “I am a goddess that will guide you to riches and power in this wretched land.” He simple shrugged it off as some kind of hallucination.That is, until the malevolent goddess shot a lighting bolt down a mere inch from his face. It is at that moment that our dim witted hero began his journey to glorious riches and power. And that is how it all began.