Wondered the meaning of life. Wandered the mean of life.
Been living at the arena as of late. Killing Hero after Hero to build the golden temple of worship to my evil god. Have faith my dark lord there will be blood letting a plenty to honor you, and before long the hall filled with my enemy bones.
Scrat, a ballpoint penguin, had joined my fight to my utter dismay. Die, you damn rat with useless wings, as soon as possible too. Proper assistance from worthy monsters who strike dread and strike dead are the company my foes most fear. Not a damn penguin …
Ten forsaken heroes in a row defeated before reaching level 30 in the Arena had been tough. Won yet another trophy to put in the guild hall trophy case (next to my others … Which are the only in here …) this one: Invincible, 3rd rank!
Today this new … thing happened. Not sure if it is a new feature or a random event. 4:26 PM Went with my Scrat on pet fights for beginners. He valiantly defeated and marked the opponent, earning us 491 coins of cookie money. Good job, Scrat!
Having Idiot to kick around his god has taken up using 100% Godpower whenever available to punish the follower. So far LITTLE POT has gone from just nicer than neutral to wicked in a few short days. This is one example:
Whilst in Los Demanos LITTLE POT punished idiot … Again with impressive results. I had never seen a punish heal though here it is: 7:18 AM A giant fireball appeared on the horizon and streaked towards me with alarming speed. I ducked just in time. As it whizzed past and disappeared, its intense heat rushed through my body, restoring my health. Except for my now smoldering eyebrows. 7:18 AM A bolt of lightning caused Scrat to jump out of his skin. I could see all his bones and everything. Do that again, Luminous One! 7:18 AM I was backstabbed with a lightning bolt. My god, was it for all the bad thoughts I’ve been having about you? 7:18 AM It suddenly started raining scalding hot water. Great One, I don’t know what I did to make you cry, but would you at least turn down the temperature in your tear ducts?
Scrat was dead. Left to rot. Replaced by a damned pink unicorn. Riding takes getting used to, Scrat did not have a horn shoved up Idiots ass when sat on. Hope Idiot does not start to like it.
Idiot found a sacred artifact to leave at the yet unfinished temple to his god. Not that LITTLE POT needs more evil ideas but this “The Top 100 Things I’d Do if I Ever Became an Evil Overlord” booklet seems a worthy totem.
Got me a prancing pony. Had to let Scrat die, my little pony is Cuddles and pink and I can ride her and want her to die.
Boss Fight from 12/14/2015 Opponents Perfect Idiot (23/244) versus Cholestroll (Pickpocketing) (0/355) Fight Journal (step 30) 08:20 The Cholestroll was used up for gold and experience! Heading to town to heal and guzzle the loot.
This day Perfect Idiot found, killed, and exchanged the wanted monster from the Daily Newspaper (12/16/2015) ^••^••^2:40 PM I didn’t know that the head of a Gummy Wyrm could be exchanged for a golden brick. I hope to find some more of them in the future.
“pure evil!” Rank 1/2/16 achieved from using “hammer of realignment”.