Hero

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Jimboe2

level 28

2nd mouse got the cheese!

Age 11 months 8 days
Personality cruel
Guild Blue Feather
(chief master)
Monsters Killed about 13 thousand
Death Count 16
Wins / Losses 41 / 18
Bricks for Temple 36.7%
Pet Sun dog Fang 13th level

Equipment

Weapon automatic badaboom +33
Shield diplomatic immunity +35
Head double eye-patch +34
Body Spiderman's suit +37
Arms handcuffs of strength +35
Legs thunderwear +37
Talisman aspen cross +33

Skills

  • heel grip level 15
  • clinical strike level 11
  • battle chess level 10
  • golden vein level 7
  • swoop of the smith level 2

Pantheons

Gratitude3549
Gladiatorship8977
Mastery10809
Construction2087
Taming4754
Survival11769
Destruction463
Duelers36
Unity5
Popularity5
Duelery2
Adventure1

Achievements

  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

7/28/2017:
10:42
Tripped over a stone and face-planted on a huge gold brick. It may be my concussion but I swear my beer money’s vanished!

7/29/2017:
05:57
I appreciate your attempt to lessen my burden, Great One, but three thousand coins and one gold brick weighs the same, don’t you think?

7/30/2017:
10:45
Stuffed my gold coins into a piggy bank until it burst, revealing a gold brick.

11:37
Suddenly my bag of money burst open, spilling its contents on the ground and forming a solid golden brick. Shiny!

12:33
Divine forces took the exotic handbag and disassembled it without my permission. I should have known that there would be a final countdown clock, an eye of the beholder, a toolbox of the trade, a portable photon generator, the heart of the matter and a third eye inside.

7/31/2017
10:13
A pickpocket stole my coin purse and suddenly he was struck by lightning out of nowhere. Managed to get back my purse but only found a gold brick instead of gold.

10:22
Bought a golden brick. It seems a little damaged, but whatever, all in all it will be just another brick in the wall.

05:57
A sudden gust of wind knocked me off my feet, making me fall back onto my coin purse. I gingerly looked inside it, only to find that a whole bunch of coins had been crushed and fused into a golden brick! I really need to start counting calories…

07:27
One of my artifacts just fell to pieces. Found a flambouyancy aid, a nukulele, a female-to-male phrasebook and an urn with phoenix ashes in the shards.

8/1/2017
08:51
I was sitting by the road counting my money when a lightning bolt struck the ground right next to me, melting my gold into a gold brick.

06:21
Divine forces took the brand new bag and disassembled it without my permission. I should have known that there would be a risk calculator, a certificate of heroism, a hot seat, a parallel world map and a sensor of humor inside.

8/2/2017
08:06
Scratched under my armor and found a duct tape recorder, a status cymbal and a cute angle. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

02:31
Notes from the arena: Jimboe2 is unconscious. Nabilla successfully fulfilled the goal of praising her deity! The winner receives a gold brick and 696 gold coins. As it was promised, the loser gets a great consolation prize – three gold bricks.

03:24
Fished a golden brick out of the water, and decided that it was good enough for today.

05:40
Fished a golden brick out of the water, and decided that it was good enough for today.

8/3/2017
03:37 PM
You know, Almighty, there has been an unexpected mess up during a medical procedure… Now I have a new “navel clamp” skill instead of the old “mosquito roar” skill. The doctor gave me 1295 gold coins for my promise to keep it quiet.

8/5/2017
03:53
Scratched under my armor and found a bottle cap collection, a note to self and a jar of common cents. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

04:02
I was sitting by the road counting my money when a lightning bolt struck the ground right next to me, melting my gold into a gold brick.

07:23
Scratched under my armor and found some unclaimed luggage, a contingency plan and a wet paper bag. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

8/7/2017
06:43 PM
Notes from the arena: Beepis the Useless is on his knees. Jimboe2 salutes to the heavens! Extra gold prize collected by the fans for the winner is 14241 coins. The winner receives a gold brick and 1044 gold coins. ➠

06:46
I think I just blacked out. What happened? Where am I? And what happened to my money? It’s like a night at the tavern, only instead of a hangover I have a shiny new golden brick.

06:48
My pocket ripped under the weight of all my gold, and I squirmed uncontrollably as a torrent of freezing coins ran down my leg. When they finally stopped I couldn’t find them anywhere, but there was a shiny gold brick in my sock!

06:49
Got hit on the head with a gold brick. While I was knocked out, someone stole three thousand coins from my purse.

07:08
Dropped a bag of coins into a geyser and the geyser shot a golden brick back out. Score!

8/8/2017
09:19
I didn’t expect to fish out a golden brick. The brick didn’t expect it either.

05:47
Scratched under my armor and found a learning curve, a continuum transfunctioner and the end of the line. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

8/9/2017
08:53
A Misanthropic Lycanthrope ran up and devoured my coin purse, only to cough up a gold brick and die. That was odd

08:55
Got hit on the head with a gold brick. While I was knocked out, someone stole three thousand coins from my purse. Strangely, he left the gold brick. Perhaps there was too much blood on it?

8/10/2017
08:31
One of my artifacts just fell to pieces. Found a modular nodule, a super mango, a ticket to memory lane and a comfort zone map in the shards.

8/11/2017
06:19 PM Threw my gold in the air to show off my wealth, but a gold brick hurtled onto my head in return. Ow.

8/12/2017
08:06
Scratched under my armor and found a body language translator, a history repeater and a roast beast sandwich. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

8/15/2017
08:39 AM Stared intently at my pile of gold coins. When I blinked it had turned into a golden brick! I can’t wait to try this out on a monster.

05:07 PM Felt some strange movement in my pockets. Looks like I’ve got yet another golden brick!

10:55
A pickpocket stole my coin purse and suddenly he was struck by lightning out of nowhere. Managed to get back my purse but only found a gold brick instead of gold.

8/17/2017
08:13 AM Scratched under my armor and found a hero-be-gone spray, a must-have gadget and an encrypted file. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

06:18
Scratched under my armor and found a letter to Santa Claus, some mithril putty and a half of an unbreakable vow. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

06:29
Suddenly felt a flash of burning heat that melted my coins into a golden brick. My pocket is not a foundry, my Lord, but thanks anyway.

09:17
A tiny little man in a white tuxedo popped out of the ground. He snatched my coin purse, put some coins in his top hat, mumbled some gibberish and pulled out a golden brick. Once more please!

8/18/2017
Bricks + 10

9/9/2017
05:51 PM
After all is said and done, I think I’ll just go back to Godville. I don’t want to talk about it.
My quest to find out what happens after all is said and done has brought a very nice reward of 19019 gold coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back…

9/16/2017
04:03
Felt a burning desire to examine the continuum transfunctioner. Sadly, a notarized death certificate was inside. Strange, I don’t recall that particular death, but it’s simply impossible to appeal a notarized certificate.