Encountering the Unholy Mackerel.
Whilst I was relaxing at the waterside of a nice little pond I had a very strange encounter. I was pondering my adventures, thinking about all the milestones I passed, mysterious voices heared and enemies slain.
And there was something tilting it’s head out of the water. At first I couldn’t see what it was, but quickly it came appearent that it was a mackerel. Being in a good mood because I just counted my goldcoins I hailed to the fish “Good day fine pondcreature, having a nice swim”!
“Oh, sod of! You believer in your puny God” was what the mackerel answered. Shocked that I was, not only of his use of cursing words but also that he would talk bad about my God I asked him why he did so!
His answer was short: “For I am the Unholy Mackerel and I hate your God! In fact I hate everybody’s God and all believers must die!”
With in moments of speaking those words the Unholy Mackerel whipped itself out of the water and tried to whip his tail on my face to inflict some damage! I was still in shock because of the bad things he said about my God (oh bless him very much!) but I managed to have a quick reaction!
I took a stick that was just sticking there out of the mud and pierced his Unholy body like I was holding a mighty spear! He sweared and sweared as he tried to free himself from the stick! Never have I heared such a blasphemy and because of that I didn’t want him to survive.
Finaly his last breath left his body! I was getting hungry, but I couldn’t eat this Unholy Mackerel because I was afraid his Unholy thoughts would enter my stomach, and right at the moment I was thinking this I found a big bush of elderberries!
These are truely the ways of my great God! I will kill every Unholy Mackerel in sight and offer it to you my great Lord!
09:15 The Unholy Mackerel is dead. I received 38 gold coins and a stick in the mud.