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Azmondaous

level 74

Woooo... fear me.... BOO!

Age 12 years 7 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 190 thousand
Death Count 128
Wins / Losses 49 / 55
Temple Completed at 03/06/2013
Wood for Ark 79.9%
Savings 4M, 431k (14.8%)
Pet Bipolar bear Sooba

Equipment

Weapon lightning bolt cutter +85
Shield good offense +84
Head happy new ear +83
Body biodegradable armor +85
Arms Popeye forearms +83
Legs tights of immodesty +83
Talisman tentacled pentacle +84

Skills

  • intimate tickling level 52
  • cobweb gulp level 51
  • brainstorm level 47
  • scissorhands level 47
  • bloody itch level 46
  • radiokinesis level 41
  • explosive character level 37
  • fanned fingers level 33
  • asynchronous swimming level 32
  • dove of peace level 29

Pantheons

Might16533
Templehood6033

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

NO CHRONICLES

I should really come up with something clever to write here. Hmmm nope, nothing. Maybe later.

The Creation of ‘That Other Guild’

In the long forgotten past, there were many great and powerful heros who banded together in an epic quests for gold and riches… and beer. One night at a tavern, they were arguing over what they should be called. Mainly because “That Group of Drunk Heros” tended to drive away the women. After far too many mugs of the good stuff, one of the members started filling out the online form. In the field that said “Enter ‘Guild Name’ here”, he did. Hence forth, they were know as Guild Name!

But that has little to do with this guild. I was a member of Guild Name. I liked it there. And then on a drunken rampage through Godville, Kura decided to run off and join a circus. Then a guild. Then another guild. I don’t know how much beer was consumed, or how many days were lost in a blacked-out haze, but he was never promoted above Follower. Due to my incredible shame for allowing this little peon to caused such disrespect to my former guild, I decided to start a group with a similarly innocuous and generic name.

So if you’ve been equally shamed by your own little peon, come join me in ‘That Other Guild’ by screaming at your hero until they accept the quest. Hope to see you there, er, here!