09:37 AM I’ve found a new recipe: take the bigger fish, stir it with box of rejected ideas and you’ll get some bottled nostalgia!
02:29 PM Got 1439 coins for completing a mini-quest.
11:52 AM Yelled “Geronimo!” then did nothing.
08:44 PM The pen is mightier than the sword. En garde, my diary. Scribble. Scribble. Scribble.
03/02/16
02:12 AM My face must be glowing like this golden temple I just now finished for you, my Goddess. I have to say, it does look great!
08/05/17
08:14 AM It’s about time, I’m so sick of these damn snakes on this damn plane.
They told me that to get the snakes off the plane would be a piece of cake. Well, I don’t see any cake, and I can’t eat this stupid golden brick either.