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Farkwar junior

level 89

Bla☾k Flag On The Rise☠🎣

Age 3 years 1 month
Personality neutral
Guild Harvest Moon
(hierarch)
Monsters Killed about 210 thousand
Death Count 70
Wins / Losses 438 / 235
Temple Completed at 10/26/2016
Ark Completed at 10/14/2017 (186.2%)
Twos of Every Kind 603m, 603f (60.3%)
Savings 10M, 621k (35.4%)
Pet Grounded hog Darktiding 23rd level

Equipment

Weapon whippersnapper +98
Shield bank vault door +98
Head Apollo's sunshade +103
Body out-of-tunic +99
Arms sacrificial limb +99
Legs dragonscale stockings +99
Talisman crystal heart +99

Skills

  • steel finger level 85
  • slap of the whale level 79
  • fanned fingers level 70
  • electro-broom level 69
  • contagious yawning level 65
  • disarming smile level 64
  • asynchronous swimming level 59
  • cry of horror level 57
  • cash whistle level 52
  • bloody itch level 48

Pantheons

Gratitude2392
Might2994
Templehood21094
Gladiatorship383
Unity5
Popularity3
Duelery1
Adventure1

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Invincible
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Raider, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Dueler, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Seadog, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Krohnos can refer to-
Cronus, a Titan, the father of Zeus, Poseidon,Hestia, Demeter, and Hera.
PETRODOLLAR recyclying
Human Weapon for defense purposes only
Creed
The more you hold us down, the more we press on
Rock bottom’s where we live but still we dig these trenches and bury ourselves in them backs breaking under tension
Bottle of belief: approved 6/27/16

Day 146
11:49 AM Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.

Day 225 1st rank hunter (500 boss kills)

04:46 PM Wow, 50! I don’t get older, I level up!
(Day 241)

Farkwar junior – 60th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☾Head Hunter On The M∞n☠ ”, stands at the 4th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Krohnos. He always wanted to weather a brainstorm, but never found the time.
(day 364-365 1 year anniversary)

04:40 PM Found someone who allowed me to join “Harvest Moon”. Hi, fellows!

Krohnos, patriarch 63-lvl.
Elected on 03/17/17, term ends in 1 day.
Guild members can impeach the guild leader if their decisions don’t reflect the opinion of the guild. Members with the cardinal rank (or higher) can vote for early re-elections which will take place if they are supported by more than 35% of all voters.
Being impeached by: 13.1% out of 35%

Famous alts
Lunar supporter – 46th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☾IThinkMyDadsGoneCrazy ”, stands at the 90th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Son of krohnos. She thinks that an Oscillating Fanboy slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that San Satanos has to offer.

Peanut junior – 25th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “moon till my doom”, stands at the 39th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Junkalow. She is a huge fan of Bumchester’s pubs.

Minor man— 62nd-level adventurer, member of the “Haylies Arsenal” guild, with the motto “☾Harvest Their Sorrow☾”, stands at the 29th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Bold digger. Rumor has it that a local Cardboard Ox has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.

Minor man — 62nd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☾Harvest Their Sorrow☾🎃”, stands at the 11th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Bold digger. He’s asking someone to finish in last place in a backwards marathon and report the results via carrier pigeon.

Writing rhymes trying to bring back the hope.Tried to ride the storm out and crashed the boat.. Couldve drowned but i grabbed the rope

You can get two, sometimes 3 charges a day but yes the trick is to make sure you enter the town with less than 10K. There are a few types of Temple Awards you will get when entering godville. Logs, charges, gold or nothing… Yep in godville nothing can be an award. If you’ve gotten your logs for the day (one every twelve hours) you will get charges. There is an hour cool down before you can get your next Temple reward. So don’t just stand back to town every chance you get. You got to keep track of this stuff

01:00 AM Followed my destiny. We both got hopelessly lost.

07:49 PM Farkwar junior left the fight to go and pose with some ladies who wanted his autograph. An0n ymous took the opportunity to offer a quick prayer.

06:06 PM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Ninja Tortoise, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Cupil. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

02:18 PM First I starved the cold, then I fed the fever, then starved, then fed, starved, fed. By the time I was all done, I was so confused it made me sick.
Just as I was telling myself that my quest to starve a cold and feed a fever wouldn’t complete itself, it completed itself! Found myself with 2517 coins in my pockets.

05:13 PM Notes from the arena: MiniMint is unconscious. Farkwar junior successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 2455 gold coins and a golden brick.

07:27 PM Was rewarded with a golden brick for bragging about killing a wanted monster. Alpha Whale, rest in peace!

05:22 AM Marched to one drummer with my left foot, another with my right. Tripped over myself several times, but for a few seconds I think I had it, and that’s all that matters.
My quest to march in doubletime to two different drummers was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

05:31 PM Taught the sheep to count humans. When they go to sleep I can steal their wool.
Hope that I won’t have to teach the insomniac sheep to count jumping humans again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!

12:14 AM Notes from the arena: Tree Hero begs for mercy. Farkwar junior definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 1252 gold coins.

06:41 AM I get it! That’s because once you find the thing you’d lost, you stop looking.
Hope that I won’t have to find out why lost things are always in the last place you look again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!

09:50 PM Great-great-great-great-great-grandfather? How did you manage to climb up here?
Huh. So this is what it feels like when you manage to climb to the top of a family tree. I was hoping for something more… special. Or at least a reward.

11:07 AM Took a Turing test and failed to be identified as human. Does that mean I passed?
Huh. So this is what it feels like when you manage to pass a Turing test. I was hoping for something more… special. Or at least a reward.

08:50 PM It blinked! I saw it! I was staring intensely at its eyes, and there was a moment where I couldn’t see its eyes anymore.
Hope that I won’t have to win a staring contest against a statue again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!

07:02 AM So when I’m angry, I should scream and yell, attack whoever is around me, and blame all my problems on others. I could get used to this!
Hope that I won’t have to take an anger mismanagement class again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!

12:00 AM This difficulty level isn’t hard enough, I think I should do it at an even higher difficulty level.
Hope that I won’t have to complete the previous quest at a higher difficulty level again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!

04:11 PM Suddenly realized who was on first, but also and more importantly, who was on strike. Namely me, until I’ve rested and had a drink. To town!
I finally managed to determine exactly who’s on first and received one of the shiniest, most resplendent gold bricks I’ve ever seen. I will place this one at the entrance to your temple, Most Righteous One.

05:12 PM Notes from the arena: Yato the BladeDancer is unconscious. Farkwar junior successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 1774 coins and a golden brick.

09:27 PM I guess I’m lucky! Found a treasure chest containing 2160 gold coins.

02:14 AM Looks like I’m bacon today.
A hero’s work is never done, but my quest to find out if one really is what one eats certainly is! This golden brick is a nice reward for such a thankless job.

05:14 PM Notes from the arena: Tamarind is on her knees. Farkwar junior salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 2067 gold coins and a golden brick.

07:27 AM Drinking, smoking, womanizing… it turns out I have a lot of bad habits. Best quest ever!
Sweet! By completing my quest to feed a bad habit, I received some experience and… an unbendable spoon. Again? Really? Oh well, at least I can sell it.

09:01 PM Notes from the battlefield: The Arrestocrat was used up for gold and experience! Time to return to my heroic deeds.

09:17 PM Finally found the proof! It tasted terrible… but the pudding was delicious!
I’ve finally managed to find the proof in the pudding. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!(75th quest)

01:29 PM First is the worst, and it turns out that last is the best AND the one with the treasure chest.
I have no idea how completing my quest to finish in last place in a backwards marathon got me a red shirt, but I’ll take it!

02:22 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Scurrying Giga Byter! Farkwar junior added 5147 coins, a golden brick, a mystery box, a pipe dream cleaner and a dream machine to his bag.

01:24 AM What do we want? Mediocrity! When do we want it? Eventually!
Completed my quest to become vice president of the under-achiever club, but all I got was a participation ribbon.

03:12 AM Notes from the arena: Blaik is on his knees. Farkwar junior salutes to the heavens! The winner receives a gold brick and 550 gold coins.

04:00 PM I did it, but somehow ended up on the same side as the double-crosser.
Completed my quest to triple-cross a double-crosser, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. No, wait. That was for Cupil. I didn’t get anything!

05:16 PM Notes from the arena: Cyanax is unconscious. Farkwar junior successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 1364 gold coins and a golden brick.

07:13 AM Notes from the arena: Minor Being surrenders. Farkwar junior definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 415 coins.

09:19 AM Finally found a certified professional hero to do this quest for me. Strangely, he had one for me to do as well. I should head back to Godville to get it.
My quest to outsource this quest to a certified professional was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

10:43 AM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Hulking Skilled Moleosaurus! Farkwar junior became the owner of 4424 gold coins, lucky paw of the Moleosaurus, a golden brick, a golden brick, a supersonic screwdriver, a dry-erase quill, a spare rib, a recursive matryoshka doll, a fortune-teller’s kit and a supersonic screwdriver.

09:20 PM Ahhhh, the sweet satisfaction of a successfully filled quest progress bar!
A hero’s work is never done, but my quest to fill this quest’s progress bar certainly is! This golden brick is a nice reward for such a thankless job.

12:47 PM Finally got enough to pay it off. Won’t have to deal with those pesky rights any longer.
Hope that I won’t have to pay off the bill of rights again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!

01:38 AM It all comes down to sibling rivalry: all three feel like they have to live up to past perfect, present perfect, and future perfect.
My quest to find out why the past, present and future are so tense was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

08:28 PM Although I don’t see what’s so special, to me it sounds just like one foot stomping.
Sweet! By completing my quest to discover the sound of one hand clapping, I received some experience and… the root of the problem. Again? Really? Oh well, at least I can sell it.

09:27 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Deafening Skilled Alpacalypse! Farkwar junior got 4965 coins, a golden brick, a philosopher’s stone and a psionic tonic.

04:22 AM Still crawling… I guess this hole never ends! Calling it a day.
I’ve finally managed to find out how deep the rabbit hole really goes. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!

07:43 PM Swerving through the haze I found a murky bank. Left some fuzzy things there.
My quest to find a fog bank and make a deposit has been completed! Received some experience and a wish for good luck.

03:16 AM Notes from the arena: Hot-Pocket is unconscious. Farkwar junior successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner receives a gold brick and 947 gold coins. The loser cadged 222 gold coins back.

06:25 AM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Skilled Scurrying Terracotta Worrier! Farkwar junior got 3963 coins, a golden brick, a third eye, a picked pocket, a bucket of steam, an opposable thumb drive and a black hole punch.

07:27 PM And I’ll name this one Timmy, and that one Tommy, and… oops. Just stepped on Timmy. And kicked Tommy away. This isn’t going well…
Hope that I won’t have to raise a family of dust bunnies again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!

09:22 AM After finding the fabric of space, I ripped out some loose threads and sewed a stitch in time. A mysterious stranger then walked up to me, offered fish fingers and custard, and went along his merry way.
They told me that to sew a stitch in time would be a piece of cake. Well, I don’t see any cake, and I can’t eat this stupid golden brick either.

04:13 PM Notes from the arena: Bruno Thedisoriented is unconscious. Farkwar junior successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 1165 gold coins and a golden brick.

09:47 PM Running out of ideas, I simply told the mime he was in a box. He tried to get out for a while, but then became claustrophobic and collapsed. Now I don’t know how to get him out, so I’m just going to walk away.
My quest to trap a mime in an invisible box was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

11:34 AM Used the means to justify the ends. Not sure what I’ve accomplished, but I’ve done it with panache!
They said only an idiot would try to use the means to justify the end. I guess they were right: after all the travels and blood, I only got diplomatic immunity and 637 coins.

02:10 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Skilled Alpha Mole! Farkwar junior got 3049 coins, hoof of the Alpha Mole, a golden brick, a mental capacitor, a body language translator, a diddly squat and some transparent dye.

10:53 PM I’ve achieved absolutely nothing at all, but at least this quest is over!
I finally managed to make something out of nothing and received one of the shiniest, most resplendent gold bricks I’ve ever seen. I will place this one at the entrance to your temple, Most Righteous One.

08:58 AM Slaying monsters, collecting loot and hauling for miles between towns… if this doesn’t make me look busy, nothing will.
Hope that I won’t have to try to look busy again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!

08:50 PM My quest to become an expert in nothing was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

06:20 AM After a long talk, the missile seems to be back on target.
Somehow I’ve managed to counsel a misguided missile. Found a chest full of money. Gonna go on a shopping spree.

05:46 PM Awwww, kittens in mittens! So cute! Now where’s the bar?
I successfully completed the quest to help the three little kittens find their mittens. Looted treasure — check! Slain princess — check! Rescued dragon — check… Um… I think I made a mistake somewhere. I’d better get rid of the evidence…

10:47 AM I can’t seem to catch it! Need to do some more morning jogging.
Finally completed my quest to follow the train of thought. Got some experience and a golden brick after a long, draggy cutscene.

09:34 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Skilled Vertigoat! Farkwar junior added 7550 gold coins, heart of the Vertigoat, a willpower generator, a book of time stamps, a sprig of unlucky heather, a reality check, a bucket of antimatter, a grip on reality, a comic timer, a log-a-rithm, the other cheek and a dragon egg incubator to his bag.

06:01 PM Well, that was completely different from my regular questing.
My quest to break the monotony of constant questing has been completed! Received a pot of gold. Let’s go on a shopping spree!

02:12 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Scurrying Nimble Alpha Mole! Farkwar junior became the owner of 5593 gold coins, horn of the Alpha Mole, a golden brick, a pillow pet and a miniature siege tower.

12:44 AM Did everything once. Now heading to the tavern to try some beer for a second time.
My quest to try everything once, and maybe even twice has brought a very nice reward of 22988 coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back..

(100th quest/Epic)

11:49 AM Found a completely logical, simple quest that made far more sense than many of the ones I have. Enjoyed completing it. Why do the good ones always get rejected?
My quest to find a good rejected quest and complete it has been completed! Received a pot of gold. Let’s go on a shopping spree!

02:21 AM Confronted the ancient evil and read to it from my Chronicles. Not sure whether I should be insulted or relieved that it’s now snoring away.
My quest to lull the ancient evil back to sleep was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

10:51 PM After much searching, the middle of nowhere seems to be somewhere close to the edge of elsewhere.
Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to find the middle of nowhere would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this golden brick will have to suffice.

12:16 PM Oh, yuck! It was all mushy and gooey, and now it’s stuck in places I didn’t think it could go, like my heart.
My quest to fall in love and climb back out has been completed! Received a pot of gold. Let’s go on a shopping spree!

01:34 AM Threw the last one into the cave and quickly retreated.
Hope that I won’t have to fill the Den of Evil with monsters again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!

01:19 PM Met a pirate at Shepherd’s Stuff. He showed me a map and some tattered pages from a captain’s log on how to go on a guilt trip and buy some souvenirs, with a promise of great reward upon completion. He seemed trustworthy, so I took off at once.

05:35 PM Notes from the arena: Meepface is unconscious. Farkwar junior successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 914 coins and a golden brick. Due to this fight’s special rule, the winner gets three golden bricks instead of one.

07:15 PM Notes from the battlefield: The Vegan Cannibal was triumphantly defeated! I’ve gained more experience and looted some gold, but it’s time to return to my heroic deeds.

12:25 PM My quest to bring sexy back once and for all was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

10:03 PM Notes from the arena: Luncy kelle is unconscious. Farkwar junior successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 1159 coins and a golden brick. The loser cadged 193 coins back.

01:32 AM That was fun! Brought back a whole bunch of shiny new regrets.
My quest to go on a guilt trip and buy some souvenirs was a complete success. Got a slightly scuffed golden brick as a reward. I think I’d better use this brick in the back corner of the temple.

03:14 AM Notes from the arena: Toro Y Moi is on her knees. Farkwar junior salutes to the heavens! The winner receives a gold brick and 2 gold coins.

03:41 PM The other guy was so excited to get the thing from the first guy that he gave me something slightly useful, but mostly pointless.
My quest to take something from one guy and bring it to another guy for a reward was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.

04:26 AM At last! An island oasis in a sea of filth! Sweet, sweet relief.
My quest to find a clean public restroom was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.

03:46 PM Met the wizards. They gave me a deck of cards and assured me it was magic. Screwballs.
My quest to learn some magic from the wizards of the coast was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

03:38 AM That was a spectacularly successful failure. As are most things I do.
Hope that I won’t have to try to fail and succeed again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!

04:12 PM It’s amazing how eagerly the ransom was paid once I seized the day.
My quest to seize the day and hold it for ransom was a complete success. Got a slightly scuffed golden brick as a reward. I think I’d better use this brick in the back corner of the temple.

04:21 AM The judges were going to award first place to the wind, but it just blew the award off, and the victory defaulted to me.
I’ve finally managed to beat the wind in a whistling contest. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!

05:36 PM Well, these are slightly off color, but they came out of a rooster, so they must be eggs, right?
Huh. So this is what it feels like when you manage to find a dozen fresh rooster eggs. I was hoping for something more… special. Or at least a reward.

06:01 PM Notes from the arena: Dahaka7 is on his knees. Farkwar junior salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 1682 coins and a golden brick.

09:08 PM They told me that to find the correct answers to rhetorical questions would be a piece of cake. Well, I don’t see any cake, and I can’t eat this stupid golden brick either.

09:08 PM They told me that to find the correct answers to rhetorical questions would be a piece of cake. Well, I don’t see any cake, and I can’t eat this stupid golden brick either.

10:56 PM Notes from the arena: KidKryptonite is unconscious. Farkwar junior successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner receives a gold brick and 1702 coins. The loser cadged 243 coins back.

09:04 AM Finally remembered where the Forgotten Tower is! Now, where’s my pen so I can write it down…
Completed my quest to remember the location of the Forgotten Tower. I was offered many, many rewards, but turned them all down. A true hero quests just for the sake of questing!

08:34 PM Notes from the arena: Hiraya surrenders. Farkwar junior definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 1033 gold coins and a golden brick.

09:18 PM Who knew danger was so sensitive? Now I kinda feel bad for laughing in its face.
They told me that to laugh in the face of danger until it cries would be a piece of cake. Well, I don’t see any cake, and I can’t eat this stupid golden brick either.

01:24 PM Notes from the arena: Cornclip is on her knees. Farkwar junior salutes to the heavens! The winner receives a gold brick and 1378 gold coins.

06:27 PM I barely started climbing the peak when I saw a snowman’s fresh footprints. The descent passed much swifter!
My quest to pick an ice flake from the top of Sky Peak was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

01:01 PM Notes from the arena: Zoe Schlesinger begs for mercy. Farkwar junior definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 1397 coins and a golden brick.

01:31 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Hulking Nimble Giga Byter! Farkwar junior got 6534 coins, lucky paw of the Giga Byter, a golden brick, a golden brick, a fifth element, a frame of mind, a monster-slaying license, a pastry of misunderstanding, a hidden gem and a slice of good fortune.

03:12 AM Notes from the arena: Dricera begs for mercy. Farkwar junior definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 2598 coins and a golden brick.

03:46 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Sneaky Vertigoat! Farkwar junior became the owner of 5281 coins, a breaking news repair kit, a holy smoke generator, a disharmonica and a deck of 52 praying cards.

10:21 AM Not only did it take me forever to find the end of it, but I also had to deal with a short guy dressed in green who tried to stop me. So rude!
Hooray! After all this long and agonizing traveling, the quest to tie a rainbow is finally over. Got a golden brick, a protective pentagram and 12535 coins as a reward!
(Epic)

05:56 AM Picked the prettiest cover as the winner. Was met with boos from the audience of avid readers. They clearly don’t appreciate a good cover.
Just as I was telling myself that my quest to judge a book covers contest wouldn’t complete itself, it completed itself! Found myself with 2256 gold coins in my pockets.

12:36 AM It’s getting late and my back is aching. I’ll come back to this quest later and finish it then.
I successfully completed the quest to leave this quest incomplete. Looted treasure — check! Slain princess — check! Rescued dragon — check… Um… I think I made a mistake somewhere. I’d better get rid of the evidence…

05:03 AM Notes from the arena: Cun thoi begs for mercy. Farkwar junior definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 1109 coins and a golden brick. As it was promised, the loser gets a great consolation prize – three gold bricks.

01:03 PM Notes from the arena: Draak The First surrenders. Farkwar junior definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 902 coins. As it was promised, the loser gets a great consolation prize – three gold

11:10 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Scurrying Overhearing Alpacalypse! Farkwar junior got 6306 coins, a golden brick, a pick of destiny, a slice of heaven and a learner’s permit.

12:41 AM Turns out the whole thing was just a PR trick by some carnival. Darn.
My quest to find the treasure of Big Whoop has brought a very nice reward of 23808 coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back…
(Epic)

09:25 AM It appears there’s no cure… I better get back to Godville and get my shot immediately!
Hope that I won’t have to discover a way to get rid of cooties again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!

07:12 PM Quest is complete. No one told me that it’s not the gold that fills the pot…
My quest to find a pot of gold at the other end of the rainbow was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

11:24 PM Notes from the arena: Klepto99 is unconscious. Farkwar junior successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 1652 coins and a golden brick. As it was promised, the loser gets a great consolation prize – three gold bricks.

02:02 AM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Skilled Scurrying Nimble Terracotta Worrier! Farkwar junior became the owner of 5328 coins, a golden brick, a one-of-a-kind item and a vial of unjustified optimism.

06:42 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Skilled Moleosaurus! Farkwar junior became the owner of 2221 coins, heart of the Moleosaurus, a zen energy pouch and a license to drill.

02:28 AM I got tired of waiting, so after placing a banana peel, thumb tacks, and a bowling ball all near a ledge, a kind old lady helped me finish the quest. But you should probably resurrect her soon, Almighty.
Hope that I won’t have to wait for an accident to happen again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!

11:35 AM Great! Apple fanboys are certainly going to like this!
I’ve finally managed to take a bite out of every piece of fruit in the Garden of Eden. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!

01:50 PM Notes from the arena: Mai 2046 is unconscious. Farkwar junior successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 3199 gold coins and a golden brick. Due to this fight’s special rule, the winner gets three golden bricks instead of one.

05:24 AM Took Cupil to a local orphanage to try to cheer up the children. It worked so well that the kids begged him to stay. He gave me a wistful glance and a sad smile before going inside. Farewell, Cupil, I hope you give those kids as many fond memories as you have given me.

01:37 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Sneaky Overtaker! Farkwar junior became the owner of 3954 coins, a golden brick, a gift of fate and a breaking news repair kit.

02:59 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Hulking Scurrying Terracotta Worrier! Farkwar junior got 3767 coins, a golden brick, a time amplification device, a book of dungeon etiquette and an origami paperweight.

03:04 PM That was the last one. Next time I’ll bring a shotgun.
My quest to put the undead to rest in the graveyard of the Chosen Ones was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

06:49 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Hulking Giga Byter! Farkwar junior became the owner of 6083 coins, hoof of the Giga Byter, a golden brick, a golden brick, an ambiance fluxuator, an ideabox survival guide, a victory sweetener, some golden pumpkin pie and a philosopher’s stone.

09:25 PM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Bipolar Bear, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Iago. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

08:09 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Nimble Terracotta Worrier! Farkwar junior got 3258 gold coins, a cliché filter and a clear-colored crayon.

10:14 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Overhearing Skilled Hulking Alpha Mole! Farkwar junior added 6887 coins, ear of the Alpha Mole, a golden brick, a golden brick, the circle of life, a token of friendship, the heart of the matter, a map to Shangri-La, an antimatter of fact, a laughingstock option, a flat globe of Godville, an alternate reality cheque, a stick-on peephole, a packet of memory wipes and a perpetual entropy generator to his bag.

06:39 PM My quest to become a martyr and live to tell the tale has brought a very nice reward of 22915 gold coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back…
(epic)

09:04 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Pickpocketing Overhearing Nimble Overtaker! Farkwar junior became the owner of 5928 gold coins, a golden brick, a diamond in the rough, a guide to the galaxy and a refibrillator.

11:51 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Nimble Deafening Explosive Terracotta Worrier! Farkwar junior became the owner of 8369 coins, earlobe of the Terracotta Worrier, a golden brick, a golden brick, a victory sweetener, a regifted present, a monster repellent, a hell pass, a roadmap to glory and a pocket universe.

03:26 AM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Explosive Scurrying Alpha Mole! Farkwar junior got 3878 gold coins, a golden brick, a prophet margin and a portable quest generator.

05:07 AM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Squandering Pickpocketing Scurrying Terracotta Worrier! Farkwar junior became the owner of 4322 coins, a golden brick, generic goodness in a bottle and a zen energy pouch.

06:24 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Pickpocketing Enlightened Giga Byter! Farkwar junior got 4104 gold coins, a golden brick, a miniature siege tower, Adam’s apple, an ego alternator and a colorless kaleidoscope. The enlightened boss turned out to be a good inspiration for a deep prayer.

06:43 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Auriferous Hulking Heromnivore! Farkwar junior got 12120 coins, lucky paw of the Heromnivore, a golden brick, a golden brick, a secret milkshake, a slice of heaven, a heart of gold and a slice of heaven.

10:15 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Skilled Overhearing Faithless Terracotta Worrier! Farkwar junior got 5113 gold coins, hoof of the Terracotta Worrier, a golden brick, an Easter egg detector, a wit sharpener and a window to the soul.

11:40 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Pickpocketing Dragonandon! Farkwar junior got 3690 coins, a golden brick, a continuum transfunctioner, the key to success and an ideabox survival guide.

10:05 AM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Leeching Nimble Terracotta Worrier! Farkwar junior became the owner of 7096 coins, eye of the Terracotta Worrier, a golden brick, a golden brick, a unicornucopia, a golden eye, a book of dungeon etiquette, a blue collar, a victory sweetener and a background music generator.

02:32 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Squandering Leeching Overtaker! Farkwar junior got 3782 coins, a golden brick, an abracadabacus and a karma maintenance handbook.

06:05 AM Notes from the battlefield: The Ancient Demon was triumphantly defeated! I’ve gained more experience and looted some gold, but it’s time to return to my heroic deeds.

10:05 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Skilled Nimble Dragonandon! Farkwar junior added 4881 coins, heart of the Dragonandon, a golden brick, a sprig of unlucky heather, a psionic tonic and a picture of a thousand words to his bag.

01:53 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Skilled Pickpocketing Bossferatu! Farkwar junior added 5749 gold coins, eye of the Bossferatu, a karma maintenance handbook, a “Hero of the Day” award, a cliché filter, an enlightening bolt, an enlightening bolt, a flat globe of Godville and a potion of alertness to his bag.
(2nd rank hunter 50 boss kills)

01:20 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Pickpocketing Auriferous Giga Byter! Farkwar junior got 6222 gold coins, a golden brick, a golden brick, a knit-picking kit, a mood destabilizer and an inferiority complex.

06:56 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Hulking Nimble Scurrying Overtaker! Farkwar junior became the owner of 5639 coins, a golden brick, an empty treasure chest and a metaphor mixer.

09:53 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Auriferous Skilled Terracotta Worrier! Farkwar junior became the owner of 4230 gold coins, a golden brick, a bowl of instant karma and a pearl of wisdom.

01:36 AM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Auriferous Sneaky Overhearing Alpha Mole! Farkwar junior became the owner of 7553 coins, a golden brick and a monster magnet.

10:42 PM Notes from the battlefield: The Ancient Demon was used up for gold and experience! Time to return to my heroic deeds.

01:00 AM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Pickpocketing Summoning Nimble Alpacalypse! Farkwar junior added 8368 coins, eye of the Mini-Alpacalypse, a golden brick, a golden brick, some bacon powder, a troubleshooting star, an ark welder, a dictionary of unspoken words and a fallen star to his bag.

03:34 AM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Deafening Sweeping Moleosaurus! Farkwar junior got 3422 gold coins, a golden brick and a liquid crystal ball.

06:14 AM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Pickpocketing Skilled Giga Byter! Farkwar junior got 4691 coins, a golden brick, an ivory coaster, a one-letter anagram, an urn with phoenix ashes, a circular void generator and a vial of unjustified optimism.

08:05 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Scurrying Pickpocketing Hulking Squirmisher! Farkwar junior became the owner of 3476 coins, a quantum mechanism and some black hole detergent.

04:26 AM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Hulking Sweeping Moleosaurus! Farkwar junior got 4206 gold coins, lucky paw of the Moleosaurus, a golden brick, a creative license, a chocolate bunny ear and a comic timer.

03:27 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Scurrying Terracotta Worrier! Farkwar junior became the owner of 3163 coins, a golden brick, a cliché filter and a body language translator.

05:05 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Sneaky Pickpocketing Overtaker! Farkwar junior added 5427 coins, heart of the Overtaker, a galaxy in a jar and a quest randomizer to his bag.

08:19 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Sneaky Terracotta Worrier! Farkwar junior added 2995 gold coins, ear of the Terracotta Worrier, the cradle of civilization and a resurrection permit to his bag.