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Imeon

level 56

■ Thug Life!

Age 9 years 3 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 84 thousand
Death Count 69
Wins / Losses 166 / 38
Temple Completed at 09/04/2015
Wood for Ark 49.9%
Savings 1M, 765k (5.9%)
Pet Ninja tortoise Fido

Equipment

Weapon Schrödinger's catapult +64
Shield unconscious armadillo +67
Head earmuffs of solitude +65
Body platonic armor +65
Arms noodly appendages +64
Legs nuclear power pants +65
Talisman medal of horror +65

Skills

  • clinical strike level 34
  • strike of the rabbit level 33
  • spontaneous combustion level 31
  • foot massage level 30
  • eye scream level 28
  • lion belch level 28
  • beer belly level 26
  • rail-bending level 24
  • spoon-bending level 23
  • rays of love level 19

Pantheons

Gratitude701
Templehood12349
Gladiatorship791

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Dueler, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

02:02: I am Imeon, and I approve this message.

10:45: Here’s your protection money — I mean, voluntary donation, Omnipotent One.

11:39: I never make the same mistake twice. Thrice is my absolute minimum.

10:30: Imeon showed off the scars left behind by lightning strikes. It seems that her rival will have to change his lower outfit once the fight is finished.

01:20: Made a defiant gesture towards the sky. I hope you have enough lightning bolts for me!

12:56: Shouting out “My Goddess is the cruelest goddess in the world!” Imeon landed a huge blow on her rival.

12:42: Can’t wait to be ashamed of what I’ll do tonight.

02:19: Legion Ramses showed me how to start a fire by rubbing two sticks together. It’s easy, if one of them’s a match.

04:17: Won the prestigious ROFL award for my epic chronicles. Wish I could say I had the last laugh, but that’s obviously not the case.

03:38: Found a group of pigs guarding stolen eggs. Score! Bacon and eggs for breakfast.

01:40: I think I may be omnipresent just like you, my Goddess. Everywhere I go, there I am!

12:39: GGuErrEirO stopped by and gave me a hug. Life is beautiful!

02:53: Exalted One, I’ve been putting a lot of thought into it and I just don’t think being a responsible adult is going to work for me.

03:05: Sometimes it feels like someone else is reading my diary.

04:10: A wise man told me that I lacked all the basic qualities to be a hero. Well, good to know I’ve got the important ones then.

04:07: The Mona Lizard shouted, “May you live in interesting times…” and descended into the abyss. Acquired 21 coins.

07:30: I think we should communicate in a secret language, Great One. It looks like some other heroes have been copying my entries.

11:44: Everything in this diary is absolutely true, Most Righteous One. Only the names, places, times and facts have been changed.

10:06: You know the difference between me and the hundreds of heroines wearing this clothing, Omnipotent One? I make this look good.