02:02: I am Imeon, and I approve this message.
10:45: Here’s your protection money — I mean, voluntary donation, Omnipotent One.
11:39: I never make the same mistake twice. Thrice is my absolute minimum.
10:30: Imeon showed off the scars left behind by lightning strikes. It seems that her rival will have to change his lower outfit once the fight is finished.
01:20: Made a defiant gesture towards the sky. I hope you have enough lightning bolts for me!
12:56: Shouting out “My Goddess is the cruelest goddess in the world!” Imeon landed a huge blow on her rival.
12:42: Can’t wait to be ashamed of what I’ll do tonight.
02:19: Legion Ramses showed me how to start a fire by rubbing two sticks together. It’s easy, if one of them’s a match.
04:17: Won the prestigious ROFL award for my epic chronicles. Wish I could say I had the last laugh, but that’s obviously not the case.
03:38: Found a group of pigs guarding stolen eggs. Score! Bacon and eggs for breakfast.
01:40: I think I may be omnipresent just like you, my Goddess. Everywhere I go, there I am!
12:39: GGuErrEirO stopped by and gave me a hug. Life is beautiful!
02:53: Exalted One, I’ve been putting a lot of thought into it and I just don’t think being a responsible adult is going to work for me.
03:05: Sometimes it feels like someone else is reading my diary.
04:10: A wise man told me that I lacked all the basic qualities to be a hero. Well, good to know I’ve got the important ones then.
04:07: The Mona Lizard shouted, “May you live in interesting times…” and descended into the abyss. Acquired 21 coins.
07:30: I think we should communicate in a secret language, Great One. It looks like some other heroes have been copying my entries.
11:44: Everything in this diary is absolutely true, Most Righteous One. Only the names, places, times and facts have been changed.
10:06: You know the difference between me and the hundreds of heroines wearing this clothing, Omnipotent One? I make this look good.