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Arrianne

level 78

I'm getting old!!

Age 11 years 7 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 177 thousand
Death Count 57
Wins / Losses 80 / 48
Temple Completed at 05/21/2013
Ark Completed at 02/28/2023 (101.5%)
Twos of Every Kind 13m, 9f (0.9%)
Savings 5M, 747k (19.2%)
Pet Dreaded gazebo Buck 2nd level

Equipment

Weapon bartenderizer +86
Shield roll cage +87
Head impure thoughts +88
Body drapes of wrath +87
Arms trigger fingers +86
Legs antigravity boots +86
Talisman golden calf +87

Skills

  • drunken rampage level 58
  • elbow bite level 53
  • swoop of the smith level 53
  • powerful sneeze level 50
  • intimate tickling level 50
  • spoon-bending level 50
  • disarming smile level 45
  • sunstroke level 44
  • mega-bite level 42
  • menacing glance level 36

Pantheons

Gratitude3851
Might13980
Templehood7103
Gladiatorship5167

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Freelancer, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

19:55: The physician hinted that we might be suffering from multiple personality disorder, but didn’t say which one of us.

20:24: Last night I was thinking about another job suitable for my talents. Killing things, lying, stealing and insulting strangers… A politician perhaps?

16:07: Fell down a hill. Hit the ground repeatedly as I flipped over and over again, all the way to the bottom. That’s how I roll.

16:14: I didn’t trip, my Goddess. I simply attacked the ground with my face.

16:30: A silly yellow bear gave me a hug, restoring several pixels of my health.

19:04: Walked up to a stranger to ask for directions. He told me to hit the road. I took his advice, but now who’s going to fix all these potholes?

22:42: I accidentally stabbed myself with my weapon. So… is this what I’ve been doing to others?

10:48: Note to self: never agree to go out for a bite with a vampire.

20:22: Tied a string around my finger to remind myself that I have a string tied around my finger.

08:26: Lost my blanky. Haven’t slept in days.

09:02: Great One, I am sure you already know, but… Sometimes… I like to pretend I’m a tomato. I hope this doesn’t change our relationship.

09:38: I had just dispatched a band of small orcs when a beautiful girl approached me and asked me if I had seen her seven gentle dwarfs… Oh, the embarrassment!

23:04: Note to self: don’t join dangerous cults – practice safe sects!

11:53: Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. But the third time? I’m not sure where to put the shame.

17:36: Found the hero instruction sheet from my original packaging. It just says “Fight, drink, repeat!”

13:56: Suddenly a cold beer appeared in my hand. My Goddess, you really do care about me!

13:59: The trader gave me a free ’I’m with stupid’ T-shirt for my firefox. It looks nice – just the right size!

14:21: Had a clever thought, but it died of loneliness. So sad.

09:47: Fashioned a tooth from a melted coin to replace the one I lost in battle.

11:31: Came across a bunch of flamboyant vampires and overgrown wolves arguing over some girl. Looked pretty lame. Kept walking.

11:39: Played hide-and-seek with myself and lost… again.

15:42: Bravely slew some brain cells in the local tavern, costing me only 1312 gold coins.

23:59: I got drunk and shouted “Looking for Beerburgh!” in the middle of the townsquare. Got fined for 40 coins for public disturbance.

21:23: The Shopping Mauler claimed to be a great fan of mine. It couldn’t quote any of my diary phrases though, so I killed the liar and was rewarded with an overused meme.

11:32 Heard someone yelling, ‘Oh God!’ over and over from behind a bush. I wish I was that devout, Exalted One.

08:18 Little green devils are dancing on the table and pulling my hair. That’s enough booze for today I think…

07:17 Smoked a peace pipe with some wandering minstrels.

09:48 A wandering monk told me about a god who could turn water into wine. Nothing special – my goddess turns entire monsters into gold, experience, and beer.

14:55: Lost 279 coins playing strip poker. It would have been more, but the other players paid me to keep my clothes on.

06:25 Just figured out that the wind is caused by the trees waving. Your design, Most Righteous One, never ceases to amaze me.

12:13 I never make the same mistake twice. Thrice is my absolute minimum.

02:38 I found my name carved into a tree, in a heart with an arrow through it. I think someone is planning to kill me!

05:50 After carefully considering my options, promotion prospects, and retirement plan, I decided to head to the tavern.

02:22 I asked the trader what the price of a new a** was. Asp. Ape. AXE! Stupid diary auto-correct.

02:37 Paid 124 coins to a psychiatrist to talk about my compulsive urge to kill monsters.

11:20 Was shocked to find that Stitch had been towed while I was at the tavern. Had to pay 588 coins to get him out of impoundment.

11:55 I tried asking you a favor, my Goddess. As I looked towards the heavens a bird pooped on my face. Was that a sign?

06:54 The guild doctor told me that I was stupid. I asked for a second opinion. He told me that I was also ugly

05:15 Told Stitch to watch my beer while I deal with this Lost Viking. Almighty, could you watch Stitch to make sure he doesn’t drink it this time?

12:00 A man told me that goddesses don’t exist. I decided to prove him wrong by holding my breath until you showed me a sign. Thank you for making me dizzy and showing me flying black spots after only two minutes. You are truly great, Great One!

12:16 Sucked all of the alcohol wipes dry while the doctor wasn’t looking. Instantly felt much better.

12:44 Was thrown in jail for going on a drunken rampage. Actually, I like it here. Three meals a day, a nice comfy bunk and no monsters constantly trying to kill me.

06:54 The town doctor told me that I was emotionally unstable. I punched him in the face, then huddled into a ball on the ground and cried

11:39 Just saw another hero die. Managed to grab 186 coins before I was pushed aside by a throng of low level heroes vying for his stuff.

04:06 Saw another heroine sleeping in the sun. Wrote “Looking for Beerburgh!” on her forehead with sunblock, then ran off giggling.

12:45 Got into an argument with a traveler over which one of us was the most humble. I won, of course. I’m awesome like that.

09:22 Sometimes I wonder if I should put my heroics behind me and settle down. Then again, I hear that marriage is the most common cause of divorce.

04:47 Opened a bottle hoping to find a genie. Found some booze instead. Wish granted.

01:41 Tried to pick up the store and almost pulled a muscle and several tendons. Exalted One, will I ever be strong enough to shoplift?

10:59 My Goddess, if I am truly made in your image, you could stand to lose a few pounds.

06:20 Caught Stitch mocking me behind my back today by pretending to write in a diary and making a stupid face. Oh, Great One, must I be ridiculed by my own firefox too?!

11:09 Since you are too drunk to understand what I’m about to tell you now, I’ll be taking 1899 coins from your bag for the cost of all your ruckus tonight. -Tavern Owner

11:49 Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lady! I feel delirious with happiness.

03:21 While preaching in Trollbridge square, a sage told me “Give a hero gold and he will spend it on beer. Teach a hero to melt that gold and he will still spend it on beer, because let’s face it, they’re all drunks!”