03:25: A cute little girl wearing nekomimi asked me to stare at the monitor. It’s a stbit weird, but why not embark upon this quest?
02:50: I was stopped by a dirty-looking beggar earlier. He claimed to be my brother and shared an epic tale with me. I told him it was a cool story, then sent him on his way.
Quest #16: Attempt to crash reality
05:04: Tattooed ‘For kiwis & pencilopes’ on my buttcheek. Nice.
07:23: Studied gift of fate, pulled the imperceptible ring… and it disappeared with a clap. Hey, where is my gift?
Quest #22: Find the point of no return and go past it
06:41: A local peasant gave me a melted icicle out of ‘gratitude’. Extortion for the win!
09:36: Threw myself at the ground and missed.
Net Troll is complaining that the hero’s weapon is overpowered and should be banned from the game…
Quest #23: Collect some oysters to make pearl jam
Quest #25: Avoid doing any work
02:58: Have you been going through my diary, my Lord? I can only find the last ten pages…
Quest #27: Learn to fly superhero style, fist-first
11:58: A mysterious stranger came out of the shadows and finished off the monster I was battling. Then he walked away with a trophy. Hey, get back here, you coward!
03:01: Had an appointment with the “Fairy Tail” guild doctor. He squinted slyly and told me to choose one of two pills. Chose the red one. Felt much better..
10:31: Dear Diary, today I decided to write a special entry in you. Hello!
11:17: Notes from the battlefield: Angelus is dead. Gaben added 791 gold coins to his treasury. Gaben moves bottle labeled “Drink me”, a lock of Angelus’s hair and golden brick for the temple into his bag.
09:11: Writing this diary entry with a broken pencil. It’s pointless.
09:15: Rode into Beerburgh on a cloud of dust. No horse, just a cloud of dust.
10:17: Tried to plot my path onward by the stars. I’m sure it would have worked if it weren’t for all this sun.
09:40: I wanted to join this local gang, but they said that they don’t accept religious extremists. So I cut a few heathen throats and took away 40 coins all in your glorious name, Great One.
01:12: Cod of War claimed that he is, you know, too wild to live, but too rare to die. Seems like Sneezy didn’t get a word of it and simply continued to gnaw on the monster’s leg.
09:53: It is said that pets are like their owners. I’m watching mine and don’t want to believe that.
11:09: Ran out of ink for my pen. Great One, you don’t want to know what this was written with…
Quest #128: Summon an evil demon and tease it by calling it names and sticking out your tongue
08:57: ‘To be or not to be’ is a silly question. I get ‘to be’ by making everything else ‘not… to be’. It sounded better in my head before I wrote it down. You know what, Great One, just ignore this entry.
24/11 02:58 AM: It’s raining cats and dogs. There are poodles all over the road.
06:01: A fat old man was screaming “Rudoooolph!” in the forest. I felt pity and gave him a piece of fresh deer meat that I had just bought from some wandering goblins.
01:08: ‘To be or not to be’ is a silly question. I get ‘to be’ by making everything else ‘not… to be’. It sounded better in my head before I wrote it down. You know what, Almighty, just ignore this entry.