Hero

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Gaben

level 88

For kiwis & pencilopes

Gender male
Age about 50 months
Personality righteous
Guild Fairy Tail
(prophet)
Gold about 9 thousand
Monsters Killed about 299 thousand
Death Count 154
Wins / Losses 89 / 23
Temple Completed at 12/13/2011
Wood for Ark 57.9%
Savings 5799 thousand
Pet double dragon Felix

Equipment

Weapon axe of valor +95
Shield solar disc +95
Head solar ice cap +97
Body Tesla chainmail +97
Arms spiral galaxy arm +95
Legs system reboots +93
Talisman crystal heart +97

Skills

  • street magic level 98
  • Garlic aura of alienation level 95
  • golden vein level 86
  • backyard portal level 84
  • lucky hoof level 83
  • mountain moving level 77
  • scissorhands level 74
  • instant hairloss level 74
  • swear-o-matic level 46
  • liana-eyebrows level 40

Pantheons

Might151
Templehood197
Gladiatorship897
Mastery36
Survival1416
Savings505
Creation1290
Arkeology697
Unity7
Popularity85
Duelery25

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Invincible, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank

Hero's Chronicles

03:25: A cute little girl wearing nekomimi asked me to stare at the monitor. It’s a stbit weird, but why not embark upon this quest?

02:50: I was stopped by a dirty-looking beggar earlier. He claimed to be my brother and shared an epic tale with me. I told him it was a cool story, then sent him on his way.

Quest #16: Attempt to crash reality

05:04: Tattooed ‘For kiwis & pencilopes’ on my buttcheek. Nice.

07:23: Studied gift of fate, pulled the imperceptible ring… and it disappeared with a clap. Hey, where is my gift?

Quest #22: Find the point of no return and go past it

06:41: A local peasant gave me a melted icicle out of ‘gratitude’. Extortion for the win!

09:36: Threw myself at the ground and missed.

Net Troll is complaining that the hero’s weapon is overpowered and should be banned from the game…

Quest #23: Collect some oysters to make pearl jam

Quest #25: Avoid doing any work

02:58: Have you been going through my diary, my Lord? I can only find the last ten pages…

Quest #27: Learn to fly superhero style, fist-first

11:58: A mysterious stranger came out of the shadows and finished off the monster I was battling. Then he walked away with a trophy. Hey, get back here, you coward!

03:01: Had an appointment with the “Fairy Tail” guild doctor. He squinted slyly and told me to choose one of two pills. Chose the red one. Felt much better..

10:31: Dear Diary, today I decided to write a special entry in you. Hello!

11:17: Notes from the battlefield: Angelus is dead. Gaben added 791 gold coins to his treasury. Gaben moves bottle labeled “Drink me”, a lock of Angelus’s hair and golden brick for the temple into his bag.

09:11: Writing this diary entry with a broken pencil. It’s pointless.

09:15: Rode into Beerburgh on a cloud of dust. No horse, just a cloud of dust.

10:17: Tried to plot my path onward by the stars. I’m sure it would have worked if it weren’t for all this sun.

09:40: I wanted to join this local gang, but they said that they don’t accept religious extremists. So I cut a few heathen throats and took away 40 coins all in your glorious name, Great One.

01:12: Cod of War claimed that he is, you know, too wild to live, but too rare to die. Seems like Sneezy didn’t get a word of it and simply continued to gnaw on the monster’s leg.

09:53: It is said that pets are like their owners. I’m watching mine and don’t want to believe that.

11:09: Ran out of ink for my pen. Great One, you don’t want to know what this was written with…

Quest #128: Summon an evil demon and tease it by calling it names and sticking out your tongue

08:57: ‘To be or not to be’ is a silly question. I get ‘to be’ by making everything else ‘not… to be’. It sounded better in my head before I wrote it down. You know what, Great One, just ignore this entry.

24/11 02:58 AM: It’s raining cats and dogs. There are poodles all over the road.

06:01: A fat old man was screaming “Rudoooolph!” in the forest. I felt pity and gave him a piece of fresh deer meat that I had just bought from some wandering goblins.

01:08: ‘To be or not to be’ is a silly question. I get ‘to be’ by making everything else ‘not… to be’. It sounded better in my head before I wrote it down. You know what, Almighty, just ignore this entry.