10:45 As the air crackled with energy, my purse jerked and lightened. Behemoth coughed and abruptly yakked up an enormous hairball. Gleaming through the grey mess was a perfect golden brick! Behemoth belched contentedly and sat down to groom himself.
5/02/2016: 05:22 My “stifling embrace” skill has been upgraded to level 16! Paid 8449 gold coins for the training.
5/17/2016: 11:31 Golden motes whirled around the trader’s pictures of known shoplifters, and I realized I could tell him where some of them were. He paid me 232 coins for the tips before getting out his weapon and temporarily closing up shop.
20:12 Got a letter from a Ligerian Prince looking to smuggle thousands of gold bricks out of his country, and he will let me keep enough to finish my temple! All I had to do was send him 660 gold coins for shipping. I hope I hear back soon…(dumbass)
06/24/2016: 05:02 Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.
09/29/2016:12:19 Upon reaching your temple, Omnipotent One, I encountered a group of parishioners so thick I couldn’t get in, but Sven soon sent them fleeing in terror. Great! Now what am I supposed to do with this blue brick they left on the altar?
11/04/2017. 05:50 PM Just encountered a Questing Motorcyclops selling bootleg ‘I Rule You!’ T-shirts. It shall pay dearly for this trademark violation!