Something, something, something dorkside!
03:00 PM “Mua-ha-ha! Foolish mortals, this world will be mine soon enough! I will…” Wait, how did this go again? I think my speech needs more rehearsing. I finally managed to rehearse a speech for world domination and received one of the shiniest, most resplendent gold bricks I’ve ever seen. I will place this one at the entrance to your temple, my Lady.
So, one dark and stormy night, a bored goddess decided that she needed an avatar walking around a strange world. Because this goddess was also indolent, indifferent, and uncaring, she wanted her avatar to have some measure of free will. Hunting high and low, the goddess stumbled across the world of Godville, and suddenly, everything clicked!
Thus the heroine Katharsys was born. Unfortunately, Katharsys the avatar was too much like her maker; she ended up just as lazy, drunk, and clumsy as her goddess. Katharsys (the goddess) realized the mistake she had made, and also realized that she was now having to spend way too much time in the upkeep of her heroine…