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Askbar

level 84

Ninjas, Robots, Dinosaurs

Age 13 years 2 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 221 thousand
Death Count 199
Wins / Losses 108 / 253
Temple Completed at 02/21/2014
Ark Completed at 10/25/2015 (152.6%)
Twos of Every Kind 375m, 315f (31.5%)
Savings 6M, 428k (21.4%)
Pet Hyper lynx Dogmeat

Equipment

Weapon colossal blunderbuss +92
Shield quantum barrier +91
Head chrome dome +92
Body solid lead life preserver +94
Arms all-thumbs gloves +93
Legs full metal trousers +88
Talisman antimatter horn +94

Skills

  • seasickness level 71
  • brain dilution level 69
  • menacing glance level 63
  • inept singing level 57
  • slap of the whale level 55
  • radioportation level 54
  • unbearable boredom level 49
  • forced generosity level 40
  • winged swing level 38
  • Asynchronous swimming level 35

Pantheons

Gratitude755
Might10933
Templehood9303
Gladiatorship7799

Achievements

  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Raider, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Askbar is a decendant of the great Og

He is devoted to living out Og’s proficy: FOOD IS TASTY.

All who defy Askbar are usually quite surprised how easily he is swayed to their side.

Askbar’s god is a peaceful one, although he’ll punish Askbar every once and a while like every good god should.

Some day Askbar will learn to be a real hero and maybe even a Human Being!

But until then he’ll spend his days taming Dandy Lions and other assorted pets because he can’t seem to keep them alive.

Askbar’s name is very similar to a Admiral Ackbar of Star Wars fame’s. While unaware of it at the time of Askbar’s naming, watching “It’s a trap!” videos for an hour may have influenced what I thought seemed like a very creative name.

2/21/14 09:56: Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.