09:56 PM Upon reaching your temple, Luminous One, I encountered a group of parishioners so thick I couldn’t get in, but Dogmeat soon sent them fleeing in terror. Great! Now what am I supposed to do with this blue brick they left on the altar?
09:56 PM Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lady! I feel crazy with happiness.
Frantically searching her bag for the temple blueprints…
Succeeding in complicating simple things…
Begging higher-level heroes for some spare golden bricks…
Giggling madly…
Desperately searching for an unoccupied outhouse… lmao
Trying to befriend Godville Times reporters in the hope of making the news…
Exhausted, finishing construction…
Priming the pump…
Extrapolating estimated date of temple completion…
Swearing over a hammered thumb…
Discussing the latest temple additions with the architect…
Chasing construction workers all over the place, threatening them with a bricklayer’s trowel…
Feeling woozy from the temple incense…
Paying building contractors with fake beer…
The heroine is speechless as the temple walls gleam in the light of the setting sun…
11:14 AM My quest to break on through to the other side was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.
17:47: A woman can be destroyed, but not defeated and I’m still intact.