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Dharkoshan

level 59

Touch my bum this is life

Age 12 years 6 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 100 thousand
Death Count 102
Wins / Losses 23 / 39
Temple Completed at 07/11/2014
Wood for Ark 20.7%
Savings 693 thousand (2.3%)
Pet Sun dog Simba

Equipment

Weapon mourning star +70
Shield full blast shield +68
Head eyepatch of the tiger +68
Body slaughter-proof jacket +68
Arms palm readers +68
Legs lederhosen of redemption +68
Talisman ring of the lords +68

Skills

  • acid tears level 34
  • menacing glance level 31
  • swear-o-matic level 29
  • lion belch level 29
  • scissorhands level 28
  • glance of Kaa level 26
  • iron vortex level 24
  • dragon pout level 23
  • asynchronous swimming level 21
  • cobweb gulp level 21

Pantheons

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Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Dharkoshan’s father, Mharkoshan, was the proud father of a litter of eighteen midget children. His face would beam with pride as he cracked the whip and watched them tumble through the burning hoop. Seeing them fall into a heap on the floor brought a tear to his eye, as he’d scoop them all into the cannon and shoot them through the hole in the ceiling.

His single source of consternation however, was the runt of the litter. Standing a clear head above his brothers, the youngest of the pack by a clear hour displayed none of his siblings’ miniature charms, nor wit, intelligence, bravado or looks. Dharkoshan would never fit through the hoop, get crammed into the tiny wagon or be juggled by his oft-disappointed Dad.

And so, on his 38th birthday, he set out to prove himself to the world, naturally after stepping behind a bush to relieve himself…