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Jay-cee

level 33

I chose to be the candle✔

Age 8 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 22 thousand
Death Count 18
Wins / Losses 0 / 2
Bricks for Temple 28.0%
Pet Ninja tortoise Baloo

Equipment

Weapon half-brick in a sock +38
Shield ad-blocker +38
Head anti-meteor helmet +39
Body hero's clothes +42
Arms extra set of hands +40
Legs Darth waders +40
Talisman funny bone +42

Skills

  • flying bird level 13
  • strike of the rabbit level 12
  • rickrolling level 11
  • golden vein level 11
  • peek-a-boo level 10
  • radioportation level 9
  • rail-bending level 6

Pantheons

Gratitude1589

Achievements

  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Builder, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Saint, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

The following extracts from the diaries of Jaycee have been collated and presented as an example of one heroes journey from humble and bumbling beginnings to something slightly less humble and bumbling….

note to readers current just diary entries saved for personal inspiration please don’t rate

Waiting for the Jaycee to return to town so we can extract more entries

03:06 am If I find another sign that says “don’t you ignore your quest any longer, ignore me again and…..” I am going to scream.

03:04 am Saw lightning bolts on the horizon and a hero trying to avoid the wrath of his god. Poor guy… Our relationship, Almighty One, is much better – complete harmony and understanding.

10:43 pm Note to self: when faced with two evils, always choose the one you haven’t tried yet.

04:07 pm Fang is a good companion to me. He licked my wounds clean after the last battle. Either that or I forgot to feed him…

11:51 pm Fang just made another notch on his collar. Looks like he got his next level.

08:55 pm Reached level 19. Now I am officially allowed to do the things I’ve been doing all along. Heck yeah!

06:19 pm Broke sweat into the individual letters. I don’t remember the actual ordering, but steaw looks good. Yes! it was “steaw”. Definitely.

Finally completed my quest to break a sweat and then fix it. Got some experience and a golden brick after a long, draggy cutscene.

11:30 am Tried to buy a new basilisk jaw for a song, but the trader said I was tone deaf and charged me 1863 coins instead.

With my goddesses encouragement I chose to be the candle, whatever that means. All I know is there is a lot less lightning and the world and to be a nice place. Except for these darn monsters… That hasn’t changed.

04:40 am As I was going through Godville, I saw a sign that read, “Keep calm and break a sweat and then fix it.” Well, then.

03:56 am My quest to find something better to do was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

Fang the Dust Bunny – 10 sept

Level 18, Temple @ 5.1%, 8 deaths and about five thousand monsters killed…

September 2015

12/08 Met an interesting person. Learned that his name is LordQuickScope. Wrote it down in a notebook.

11/08 I wanted to buy a cool new piece of equipment, but apparently I haven’t reached a level high enough to own it. Buying stuff is harder than I thought.

09/08 Finally learnt something, can now employ Rickrolling, 2 level, trading will never be the same!

08/08 Met up with Kaynz and challenged her to see who could kick a wasp’s nest the furthest. We both lost.

06/08 After lying dead for a very long time, a part of me seems rotten. Oh well, I’m just going to call it an aura of spookiness and go scare some random passers by.

05/05 Became friends with Kaynz. Surprise!

04/08 I know how to cross my tees, but it hurts every time I try to dot my eyes.

03/08 Ran into XrisAd as I was traveling, and he had an extra healing potion to spare. Friends are awesome. Remind me to get more.

02/08 Sold off all my loot in order to increase my liquidity. Now heading to the nearest tavern to invest in an even more liquid asset.

01/08 Note to self: stop ignoring notes I’ve written to myself

Level 14, Temple @ 2.1%, 3 deaths and about two thousand monsters killed…

August 2015

31/07 Finally convinced 7 Deadly Sins to let me intern with the guild.

29/07 Met Devo Echo and became friends, because why the heck not?

28/07 Tried to follow the road to success, but it was under construction.

27/07 Feeling inquisitive, I bought a few potions with the maximum number of listed side-effects.

25/07 In the end, the Radioactivist cried so many tears that it died of dehydration. Found 27 gold coins on its desiccated corpse.

26/07 Time for the thought of the day… That was a good one.

25/07 Real heroes don’t cry. They merely perspire through their eyes.

23/07 Words of wisdom: Never scratch your nose while holding a weapon.

22/07 Daniel Myself & I became friends. Rejoice!

21/07 You should do everything twice to make sure you did it right. You should do everything twice to make sure you did it right.

19/07 Note to self: The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

17/07 Tried to swallow my pride. Choked.

16/07 Not all that glitters is gold… But if it’s shiny, I want it!

14/07 I never chose to be a heroine, but I can’t remember being anything else.

13/07 Someday, I’ll be able to afford a pen that doesn’t use disappearing ink.

11/07 Lacking snow, I resorted to making rock angels. Regretted it instantly.

09/07 It’s been a while since anything bad has happened, which usually means that I’m way overdue for trouble.

07/07 Everything is within walking distance if you have the time. Or, as in my case, if you have no choice.

04/07 Note to self: metal armor attracts lightning.

03/07 Boldly went where no heroine has gone before. In all honesty, I was completely lost.

02/07 I am courageous, and I am brave! I shall continue to write about how great I am as soon as I’ve run away from this Astrophobic Alien.

01/07 My health is good, my weapon is sharp, and my armor is shining brightly. Bring it on!

July 2015

First diary entry found